Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because its apple fell on my house and got pulverised so it couldn't grow a baby from seed.

[Kade Rivok]

Why do sometimes people not post a question? 

[Booklover]

They're too intelligent (or perhaps too stupid) to think of stupid questions.

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Brainburn.
Why worms?

[Booklover]

Because somebody got demon pox.

Why Demon Pox?

[Kade Rivok]

Because a Pox be upon ye, child.

Why not things that have or have not been said?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Because that question is too confusing to answer.
Why will what will be be what it will be?

[Kade Rivok]

Because that question is too confusing to answer.
Why will what will be be what it will be?

Because what will be can only be what it will be otherwise it wouldn't be what will be but what will not be.

Who started this?

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

I can't remember.
Why is this question a question?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because, in 1751, a very happy person became even more happy, due to the apple that said person picked from said person's tree.

Why are sequins shiny?

[Kade Rivok]

Because they reflect the personality of the people that care about them most.

Why does my brain sometimes make weird noises?

[Booklover]

*bangs Kade on the head* What was that you were saying? *realises this is not the cellars where mad violence is required* Sorry.

Why did I have Christmas songs stuck in my head in September?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because your head knew you'd be too busy writing in November so it decided to get the Christmas songs over and done with earlier.

Why is red a primary colour?

[Booklover]

Because it was too angry to go to secondary school. Primary schools are much more accepting.

Why?

[Kade Rivok]

Why not?

If you water a book, will it grow into a big, beautiful tree?