Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Booklover]

Possibly.

Why not not?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the biscuits (cookies) have blue chocolate chips.

Why is grass green?

[Kade Rivok]

Because it isn't.  It's called Blue Grass for a reason.

Why you so crazy?

[Booklover]

Because crazy is a relative term.

What is the definition of normal?

[shisteer of nothing much]

An extremely rude insult.

Why do people think that 'weird' is an insult?

[Booklover]

They're too weird to understand that being normal is overrated.

Why?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because the blue cushion exploded inside their heads.

Why is the cushion singular?

[Kade Rivok]

Because it couldn't find a nice sofa to settle down with.

When will I get to go to space?

[Booklover]

When the Earth gets destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, of course.

Why is a raven like a writing desk? (you might recognise that question because it's a quote. If you work out where from, you can have a prize)

[Kade Rivok]

Because hats are overrated and only crazy, nay, mad people wear them.

What prize do I get?

[Booklover]

A surprise.

Spoiler

There was no prize.

[close]

Why are March hares mad?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because they spent too long marching and forgot to bring any water.

What did the bulrush say to the tiger?

[Booklover]

'Are you a Russian bull?'

What did the tiger say to the bulrush?

[Kade Rivok]

No.

Why is it raining?

[Booklover]

For the same reason it's sunning.

Why is it sunning?