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Verdauga

#1380
December 19, 2019, 03:22:13 PM
Radiation poisoning from the split peas.

Are the split peas masking themselves as periods to infiltrate the forums?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Booklover

#1381
December 19, 2019, 05:04:22 PM
No. The ducks are pretending to be split peas masking themselves as periods. split pea ducks
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:29:51 PM
If there are 'three wise men', was one of them the one who built his house upon the rock, and was there a fourth but he built his house upon the sand, so died?
How was writing invented?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#1382
July 09, 2020, 11:33:15 PM
Writing was invented so that monkeys had a way to communicate to NASA while they were under the sea in pods.

What is a good, stupid question to ask?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#1383
July 09, 2020, 11:57:19 PM
"Is corndauga a real ship?"
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#1384
July 10, 2020, 06:35:12 AM
Yes, of course!
What isn't a chair?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Sebias of Redwall

#1385
July 10, 2020, 04:02:29 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 11:57:19 PM
"Is corndauga a real ship?"
Dude, I was going to ask that.  :laugh:

A chair made out of monkey flesh, coated with strawberries, naturally.

What would happen if someone drove into a wall at 75 miles per hour?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#1386
July 10, 2020, 04:33:08 PM
They'd break the spacetime continuum.

Didn't you pay attention in science class?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Kade Rivok

#1387
July 10, 2020, 06:20:32 PM
Yeah, but only when the teacher wasn't in the room.

What is the most elusive thing in the world?
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Sebias of Redwall

#1388
July 10, 2020, 07:46:23 PM
The ground.

Why is ice cream good?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#1389
July 11, 2020, 12:48:30 PM
Because it's a device made by the Illuminati.

Why do you ask?
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Booklover

#1390
July 11, 2020, 09:39:15 PM
Because he is secretly an evil mastermind planning to take over the world by poisoning all the ice-cream.

Why is a blackboard? (I think I've asked this question before, but oh well)
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Wylder Treejumper

#1391
July 11, 2020, 09:42:36 PM
Because whiteboards are racist.


Why do people usually only eat eggs for breakfast?
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Booklover

#1392
July 11, 2020, 09:48:11 PM
They don't. One egg is enough.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Verdauga

#1393
July 12, 2020, 12:32:24 PM
(I know the real answer to that.)
Exatly as much to build a British Man o' war.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Trigoma

#1394
September 12, 2020, 10:15:43 AM
To be, or not to be?
"Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever... Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time...that is up to you."
—Happy Mask Salesman
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