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WorshipTiria

#1395
November 08, 2020, 11:15:53 PM
Appendix dominating death, of course!

Why is my computer screaming?
I'm about to go GREMLIN MODE

Perifaen

#1396
September 28, 2021, 06:44:26 AM
Because you ate mushrooms with magical powers.

What is the opposite of a sphere on the opposing side of the Sun on a Tuesday in the middle of Autumn?
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you :)" I don't know who wrote this but I really like it.

Booklover

#1397
September 28, 2021, 07:35:03 AM
A weird spiky 4d sphere.
Why do buses have circular wheels?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

#1398
September 28, 2021, 02:32:31 PM
Because people are too lazy to buy cube shaped wheels.
Why did Matthias and Tammo mislead us about who the robot was, and who is it if it isn't Jukka?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Perifaen

#1399
September 28, 2021, 06:01:03 PM
The secret is out. It is all a simulation.

How deep is the Pacific ocean?

"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you :)" I don't know who wrote this but I really like it.

Flib Bigboat

#1400
September 28, 2021, 06:36:19 PM
Deeper than a mud puddle.
What is the meaning of life?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#1401
September 28, 2021, 08:57:48 PM
Eating pi. Yes, like that. Eating 3.1414926535897932384626433...
If a tomato could fly, how many wings would it have?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

#1402
September 28, 2021, 10:23:23 PM
More than it has now.
How many ifs are in an and?
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#1403
September 28, 2021, 11:00:47 PM
1254. But then you have to add another and, so it doubles, but you then have to do it again. So infinite.
If a post died, where would the funeral be?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Perifaen

#1404
September 29, 2021, 04:55:05 AM
The Cellars of course.

What is the point of life?
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you :)" I don't know who wrote this but I really like it.

Booklover

#1405
September 29, 2021, 06:17:58 AM
The long bit at the end of a pencil.
Where is the point of life?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Perifaen

#1406
September 29, 2021, 06:58:21 PM
42

Will it rain in twenty days?
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you :)" I don't know who wrote this but I really like it.

Booklover

#1407
September 29, 2021, 07:07:10 PM
A Hitchhiker's reference, I see.
Only if the Rain God comes near.
How many roads must a man walk down, and why would it be any different for other genders?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Perifaen

#1408
September 29, 2021, 07:26:11 PM
Six million at least and because to be the same would not be interesting.

Why do humans stay on screens for much of their day?
"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true, somebody somewhere is thinking of you :)" I don't know who wrote this but I really like it.

Booklover

#1409
September 29, 2021, 07:33:51 PM
Because lights pretty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.
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