Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Perifaen]

Because you are in Hawaii.

Is cyanide better for you than strychnine?

[Booklover]

The cyan Among Us character is.
Can you surf on lava?

[Flib Bigboat]

If you know how to.

Where is the feast being held?

[Booklover]

Wherever the turtle under the world is.
What's the name of the turtle?

[Flib Bigboat]

SeBiAs the Biased.

Why did the dolphin decide to swim in the Pacific Ocean, instead of the Arctic Sea?

[Booklover]

So that it could do backwards somersaults while whistling 'Star Spangled Banner' through hoops, which isn't possible when it's really cold.
Why did the dolphin want to do that?

[Flib Bigboat]

Because it was bored.

Why does a catfish?

[Booklover]

Because it was taught to fish so it could be fed for a lifetime. Don't know what'll happen with the other eight lives.
Why is a blackboard?

[Flib Bigboat]

"Joe ran out of his place, and rubbed out the last two words. He rewrote the question: 'Why is a board black?'
'And we can write that on it with white chalk!' he said.


What happens if you catch a cat, a rat, and a dog, and put them all in a room, and leave it for an hour?

[Booklover]

Knew you'd get the reference.
You won't know until you open the door. Until then, they're all alive and dead at the same time.
What time will it be when time stops?

[Flib Bigboat]

(My mom loves the series. )
The same time as it was when time stopped.
What does a coconut have in common with a giraffe?

[WorshipTiria]

They're both mortal.

Why am I exist?

[Scott McLamok]

Becausr your parents named you that

Why is 2 + 2 4?

[Flib Bigboat]

Because you were too lazy to add the equals sign.
@Booklover:
Answer this question!!! If five people, seven hens, one goat, and a clock go up in an aeroplane, how many times will Dame Snap have shouted at them by the time they reach home?

[Booklover]

0. She can't shout while they're in an aeroplane.
When shall we have lunch?