Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Flib Bigboat]

0. She can't shout while they're in an aeroplane.

Hmm, I wouldn't put it past her.

When shall we have lunch?

Whenever we stop being hungry.
Why does Dame Snap like to bully people?

[Booklover]

She's secretly a bull.
Why do bison from Buffalo bully bison from Buffalo?

[Flib Bigboat]

Because they each think the place is named after them, and not after the other bison.
Why does a chicken?

[Booklover]

A chick king fights all the other chicks for the throne. It's a game, you see.
What is the purpose of The Game?

[Flib Bigboat]

To lose as many times as possible. Game, game, game.
What is the purpose of throwing a nickel down the sink?

[Booklover]

It means that Nick will die of lead poisoning.
Why do Americans only have one tap? (Kind of serious, but it came up recently and I couldn't think of anything else.)

[Flib Bigboat]

We don't. There's one for hot, and one for cold.
Why did you say the question was Sirius?

[Booklover]

That wasn't the impression I got when talking to Americans about it.
Because the question was inspired by a star.
Why are buffalo like Ally?

[Scott McLamok]

Because they are both...Called?..Jack?...

Why is sus?

It means that Nick will die of lead poisoning.
Why do Americans only have one tap? (Kind of serious, but it came up recently and I couldn't think of anything else.)

As in 9mm going right through your skull and decimating your brain right?

[Flib Bigboat]

Because sus backwards is sus, which is even more sus.
Why did Veronika just find an ant-hole?

[Kade Rivok]

Because Veronika is an ant.  Or an aunt.  Or an ant aunt.

Why does time seem to fly by?

[Booklover]

Because someone painted it on an aeroplane.
Why did they do that?

[Flib Bigboat]

So they could put it in a watch factory.
Why does Sebias love turtles so much?

Because Veronika is an ant.  Or an aunt.  Or an ant aunt.

*disbelief*

[Kade Rivok]

*Datbelief.*

So they could put it in a watch factory.
Why does Sebias love turtles so much?

Because he's a master of disguise.

Why am I always hungry?

[Flib Bigboat]

Because you're Kade.
What should the prize be, for the leakiest roof in the world?