Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Skarzs]

Be, boh, badaba.

Is there hair?

[Rusvul]

Yes. About two feet of it. On my head.

Can I cast a Curse of Blight on you?

[The Skarzs]

I'm a troll. Deal with it.

Does a troll need sunlight?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No, sunlight causes problems...

Asymmetrical pancakes?

[rachel25]

Cooked breakfast served in my room!

That's all I ask of you!!!!!

[Rainshadow]

  Learn to be lonely, my dear. 

  Wait, so they said that everybody has a water buffalo, so why don't I have a water buffalo?

[Leatho Shellhound]

B/c you can't take it back with you to Mars!

Do you like my blue jay mask I made?

[Rainshadow]

  Squawk!

  Why can't I kill Claptrap?  (Seriously, every now and then I'll actually shoot him, just to see if I'm allowed to.  So far, no good.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Claptrap?

Shiver me timbers! What's that?

[The Skarzs]

It's a croc!

Smee?

[Rainshadow]

  No, I don't Smee anything.

  Where can I purchase this "life"?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Sadly, there's no app for that.

YGS?

[The Skarzs]

Take some Tylenol for that and call me later.

Should this be topic friendly?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No. 

Should this topic buuuuuurrrn?

[The Skarzs]

I think we both know the answer to that.

Oil or gas?