Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Gonff the Mousethief]

fried chicken

this or this

[The Skarzs]

Is evil all bad?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Yep.

Should you ask a nom?

[The Skarzs]

Ya mon.

Dat an outrageous cay?

[Norham Waterpaw]

What? How dare you insult Bobby!

Catfish or Cod?

[Leatho Shellhound]

Catcod

Why did the person in the car wave while I was running?

[Rainshadow]

  Because it's your true love come to rescue you from the dangers of running.

  Yesterday was Tuesday, right?  But today is Tuesday, too!

[The Skarzs]

Time lords are time lords. Time is irrelevant.

Can the truth be nicer next time?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No.   

Can you  ?

[The Shade]

Nuts and raisins go really well. Hih one?

[The Skarzs]

I'm a mole.

Can I have some noxious fumes?

[Rainshadow]

  Go to jail!  Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

  Are you callin' me a liar?

[The Skarzs]

Yes.



Am I overreacting?

[The Shade]

Yeah...
Erm...
Sooo...

First letter. 

Murry or Curry?

[The Skarzs]

Seasons pass and go.
I shall go pass gas this season.

What does broccoli do?