Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Shade]

Down ze vonerful telephone line 'o courze! Why shouldn't I leave my keys here?

[rachel25]

So I can look after them for you. 

Why??

[The Skarzs]

Because I can.

Are the Hobbits in Isengard?

[Norham Waterpaw]

No, but they're on their way. 

Why are the Hobbits being taken to Isengard? TO ISENGARD TO ISENGARD

[Leatho Shellhound]

You're the kings and Queens of old...

Have you seen that ^ before?

[The Skarzs]

Howdeedoodee.

R U me 2?

[rachel25]

55%

What did you say?

[Amarith Waterspring]

Yipidie-doo-da-day, of course!

Why is the sky green?

[rachel25]

54%

call 999!!!! I just ran over a gummy bear!!!!!

[The Skarzs]

I'm sorry. Your call has been transferred to an automatic emergency voice message system. Press 1 to talk to another annoying computer. Press 2 to complain. Press 3 to dial again. Press 4 to get a sandwich. Press 5 to shoot yourself. Press 6 to call again. Press 7. . .

Can this go on?

[Amarith Waterspring]

Yes?

how do you turn eeeeeeevvvvvvviiiiiillllll!!!!!!!

[The Skarzs]

Is that a trick question?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Good question Skarzs, tacos.

Can you just not?

[Leatho Shellhound]

No I couldn't not.

can you throw a knife?

[Norham Waterpaw]

I can, sort of. I learned near the beginning of summer.

Can you?