Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Rainshadow]

  Perhaps "okay" will be our "always".

  Okay, Hazel Grace?

[Jetthebinturong]

NO

WHY?

[Delthion]

NEVER!!!

NEVER??!!!

[Søren]

Yes.
Do you have any idea what I have been doing?

[LT Sandpaw]

Nope


Can I have my very own air pump action metal barrel traction something something fantaction Red Rider BB gun?

[Søren]

No.
Can you get an inverted thing if whatever you just said?

[Rainshadow]

  You'll shoot your eye out.

  Am I getting a year's subscription to the jam of the month club for Christmas?

[Søren]

No, don't be silly.
Can tigers get new stripes when those get worn out?

[Rainshadow]

  Actually, tigers wear a fur coat, so when their stripes wear out they just get a new coat from the store.

  Why is the angel on top of my Christmas tree crooked?

[LT Sandpaw]

It's not crooked it's just seems crooked that angel s perfectly straight.


Will I get everything I want for Christmas or will I only get coal?

[Rainshadow]

  You'll get reindeer droppings on your head.

  Why is there a leaf on my carpet?

[Søren]

Because you put it there.
Why aren't there any leaves on my carpet?

[Rainshadow]

  (Actually, it's 'cause it's a dead leaf that fell off a houseplant.  )

  Because they don't like the colour.

  Where did all the socks go?

[Søren]

Into a wormhole that leads to the Gamma Quadrent, where they were held captive by a race known as the Dominion. They're soldiers, the Jem'Hadar, held you socks captive for further questioning.
Do I watch to much Star Trek?

[LT Sandpaw]

Yes Star Trek is horrible.


Why do I dislike Star Trek so much?