Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Søren]

Because your being controlled by Ceti Eels. You think you dislike Star Trek, but that's just because your under Khans control.
Why are GIFs awesome?

[Maudie]

Because everyone loves how they slow down the internet.

Christmas?

[James Gryphon]

The revenge of the moderators!

Are you a chipmunk?

[Rainshadow]

  ...How did you know?

  Have you ever eaten an ostrich in one bite?

[LT Sandpaw]

But of course Not


Have you ever seen a Ant fly?

[Rainshadow]

  Yes, but I quickly smashed it. (That's actually 100% truth.  We have large, disgusting flying ants at my house.  No idea what kind of want they are, but they're gross.)

  Why is Katniss shooting Van Gogh's painting of the TARDIS?

[Delthion]

Because Katniss is dumb, and the Doctor is overrated...

Why do I dislike both shows and the book that much?

[Rainshadow]

  Because The Hunger Games are kinda meh and you just don't understand how awesome Doctor Who is.

  Why do I have a poster of Katniss when I don't really like her?

[Delthion]

Because you do not understand that the Doctor is overrated...

Why is Rain wrong?

[Kitsune]

Because she is right.

Do all infinities have other infinities?

[Rainshadow]

  Only if those infinities are smaller infinities.

  Why is my arm green?

[James Gryphon]

OOOH NOES I'M STARVING!!!

Faceoff faceoff faceoff faceoff?

[Rainshadow]

  There is fear in my eyes.

  Is it bad if you have a numb finger after accidentally dropping an anvil on it?

[Maudie]

Nah. Not being able to feel your finger just means you don't actually have a finger.

What if the world of Leviathan was REAL?

[Søren]

Then the bu let would be full.
What if the text moved to the left I stead of the right?