Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Norham Waterpaw]

If the geese fly.

Did you just shoot the door?

[The Skarzs]

It was a 'quack'.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the lollipop?

[Rainshadow]

  3,587,291 licks.  Trust me, I'm a scientist.

  Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, O Romeo?

[The Skarzs]

I thought I told you to leave me alone when I'm taking a shower!

Do you have dandruff?

[Rainshadow]

  (Why are you on the forum whilst taking a shower?!?!      )

  ...No, it's just snowing... in my hair.

  Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[The Skarzs]

In my LOL train.

When is the next stop?

[Rusvul]

The Borg Trans-warp hub.

The Borg Trans-warp hub?

[Norham Waterpaw]

Delete!

Where did I put my Nuclear Pie?

[Rainshadow]

  NUCLEAR!  (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference!)

  NUCLEAR?!

[The Skarzs]

Is this evel?

[Jetthebinturong]

No

Is green a creative colour?

[The Skarzs]

Food.

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      \        /
     O        O
     _______
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Is this an abomination?

[Rainshadow]

  EVIL BUNNY OF DEATH.

  EVIL BUNNY OF DEATH?

[The Skarzs]

No.

Can I vouch for a can, or couch on a van?

[Rusvul]

  NUCLEAR!  (Brownie points to whoever gets the reference!)

  NUCLEAR?!

...The word NUCLEAR is a reference? Nucular would most certainly be... (Einworb stniop ot reveohw steg eht ecnerefer!)


Neither.

Neither?