The Magical Vending Machine Game

[Captain Wortshire]

Gets squished bananas

Inserts battle cards

[Groddil]

Gets a table-top roleplaying game.

Inserts Ungatt Trunn.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Gets the Grand Fragorl.

Inserts Luna Lovegood's Spectrespecs.

[Groddil]

Gets Liam Neeson's Sunglasses.

Inserts himself.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Gets a small picture of him.

Inserts my copy of Martin the Warrior with a nice bookmark tucked in its pages.

[Groddil]

Gets a copy of Mossflower. The bookmark has been broken in half.

Inserts this website.

[Vilu Daskar]

Gets insanity, war, acting, discussions, and writing.

Inserts water.

[Groddil]

After pressing the "get me something" button on the vending machine, Groddil was not surprised at all when a small bottle of water came out. As he was not that thirsty, Groddil put the bottle in his bag and went about his daily life. Within the bag; however, Groddil had left his computer on. The computer, right up against the bottle of water, began heating up. Eventually the heat, which was strong enough to melt skin, began seeping through the plastic and into the bottle of water. Trapped within its non-biodegradable prison, and bombarded by superheated high-speed internet waves, the water began to condensate. Eventually, when Groddil's bag caught fire, he threw it into a lake. The resulting steam could be seen for miles. Groddil was unable to save the following items:
1. His computer
2. A ham sandwich
3. His long-lost brother, who had been hiding in the bag for 6 years.
4. Two HB pencils
5. His backpack
When Groddil poked around the lake (now known as Steamboat Geyser, Yellowstone National park, USA) with a 10-foot pole (that also melted), he was amazed to find one thing still survived:
1. The bottle of water, which was now a bottle-less cloud.
Groddil used a vacuum cleaner to suck up the cloud, and so began a long friendship between man and inanimate natural object. Eventually, the cloud had grew too large for Groddil to keep. It ran off to the sky, in the hopes of becoming the next Hurricane Katrina. Groddil was saddened forever by this loss, until the cloud threw lightning at him, then he hated it forever.

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[Perifaen]

Gets a short novel.

Inserts pillows.

[Delthion]

Gets fluffy stuff.

Inserts fluffy stuff.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Gets tons of hugs.

Inserts a Marauder's Map.

[Vilu Daskar]

Gets a marauder holding a map.

Inserts The Magical Vending Machine. . .

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Gets all random trinkets mentioned.

Inserts a bouquet of flowers.

[Vilu Daskar]

Gets a bunch of pencils with duct tape flowers.

Inserts The Earth. . .

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Gets Google Earth.

Inserts freshly discarded Christmas decorations.