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The Skarzs

#315
October 10, 2015, 04:45:05 PM
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Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

#316
October 11, 2015, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 10, 2015, 04:45:05 PM
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Apparently it makes her eyes look bigger.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#318
October 11, 2015, 03:09:32 PM
*A Ferret drives up in a 17 foot U-haul, he looks confused.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#319
October 11, 2015, 04:16:53 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 10, 2015, 09:28:43 AM
*pokes head out from under blanket* That is certainly true. Oh, by the way. Do you have any biscuits or cookies?

Yep, *tosses Rach box of cookies*

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 11, 2015, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 10, 2015, 04:45:05 PM
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Apparently it makes her eyes look bigger.

Belladonna does dilate the pupils and darken the eyes when used sparingly.

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 10, 2015, 02:28:32 PM
Do you sell nightshade? My searat friend uses it as makeup.

No. It's poisonous.

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 11, 2015, 03:09:32 PM
*A Ferret drives up in a 17 foot U-haul, he looks confused.*

Sorry, the deal's off, Vilu went that way. *Points*

Russa Nodrey

#321
October 15, 2015, 08:16:47 PM
Do you have any medicine that will work for a froad? Freddy has fallen ill.
Freddy

Hickory

#322
October 15, 2015, 08:29:28 PM
Is it actually Freddy, or is it a hologram?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

LT Sandpaw

#323
October 15, 2015, 08:51:12 PM

"How fast is this stuff supposed to work?" *Looks at the bottle Cornflor gave me and reads the possible side affects.*


  • Nausea
  • Internal Bleeding
  • Elbow pain
  • Spontaneous Combustion
  • Hair loss
  • Itchy toes
  • An urge to yodel
  • Strange red spots all over the tongue.

"How often do these side affects happen?"


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Russa Nodrey

#324
October 16, 2015, 02:40:33 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 15, 2015, 08:29:28 PM
Is it actually Freddy, or is it a hologram?
The real Freddy.
Freddy

Vilu Daskar

#325
October 20, 2015, 08:31:30 PM
*Ferret gets out of U-haul and runs the way Corn pointed.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#326
October 20, 2015, 08:48:57 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 15, 2015, 08:16:47 PM
Do you have any medicine that will work for a froad? Freddy has fallen ill.

Yeah, what're his symptoms?

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 15, 2015, 08:51:12 PM

"How fast is this stuff supposed to work?" *Looks at the bottle Cornflor gave me and reads the possible side affects.*


  • Nausea
  • Internal Bleeding
  • Elbow pain
  • Spontaneous Combustion
  • Hair loss
  • Itchy toes
  • An urge to yodel
  • Strange red spots all over the tongue.

"How often do these side affects happen?"

Almost immediately and never.

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 20, 2015, 08:31:30 PM
*Ferret gets out of U-haul and runs the way Corn pointed.*

Bonsoir! Á plus tard! Now, anyone mind driving the U-Haul back?

rachel25

#327
October 21, 2015, 11:37:46 AM
*pokes head out of blankets with cookies everywhere* Do you have something that can give me an afternoon off from being responsible and hard working and useful so that I can just watch my boxset?

Cornflower MM

#328
October 22, 2015, 12:19:43 AM
Sorry, nope.
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