The Endless Story

[LT Sandpaw]

So the mind control police force arrested everyone that bought one which was everyone.

[Jukka the Sling]

So the mind control police arrested themselves.

[LT Sandpaw]

Which didn't work so they released everyone they arrested including themselves.

[James Gryphon]

But the telephones were plotting together, and used their powers to mind-control everyone in the world.

[LT Sandpaw]

The only ones not under the telephones control were the Mind Control Police.

[James Gryphon]

They were under the control of the telephones' arch-enemies, the mind-controlling telegraphs!

[Lady Amber]

So everyone decided to move to a distant island to get away from all the mind-controlling telephones and telegraphs.

[James Gryphon]

But they only decided this in their sleep; whenever they were awake, they were being mind-controlled and could not decide to leave it.

[Jukka the Sling]

And so they sleepwalked to the island.

[James Gryphon]

However, they were being mind-controlled in their sleep by the mortal enemies of both the telephones and the telegraphs, the evil mind-controlling telescopes!!!

[Izeroth]

 Galileo, who was the leader of the telescope faction, got into a fight with Morse.

[Delthion]

So everyone rioted.

[James Gryphon]

But they were already rioting, so they stopped.

[Skyblade]

Then they fell screaming into the Bottomless Pit of Despair.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Then the Scottish and the Danish took over the galaxy.