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The Endless Story

Started by CaptainRocktree, August 06, 2014, 05:16:24 PM

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James Gryphon

...letting loose an entire squadron of self-replicating mini-bots.
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Delthion

Which were quickly devoured by the recent Sharknado...
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

But then a mutated version of Spiderman ate the Sharknado. Problem solved.

The next day, a guy named Harry was walking down a street in London.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

Then a huge earthquake swallowed London and Harry whole and people started defenestrating people into the fault...
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

However, the Queen wisely decided to ban defenestration.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Izeroth

 Unfortunately for the queen, the general of the British army staged a coup and overthrew her.

Delthion

And she was defenestrated. Then Aliens attacked and overthrew the British army.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Izeroth

 But the aliens hadn't adapted to Earth's atmosphere and they died soon after...

BadgerLordFiredrake

Releasing thousands of their spores into the air.
baby turtle forever

Jukka the Sling

Luckily, the spores were completely harmless.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

Until breathed by humans. Then they inserted their nano-probes into them turning into the aliens.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Izeroth

 And then the Earth imploded for reasons that cannot be told.

BadgerLordFiredrake

Causing us to live on a brown dwarf...
baby turtle forever

Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

Its song undid the implosion, recreating Earth.
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