The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

And then the global warming caused North America to be drowned and Canada, The United States, and Mexico decided to sue Elsa.

[James Gryphon]

However, as the reigning monarch of her country, she has sovereign immunity, so the lawsuit is prevented.

[Delthion]

And then the people of her country put her in a guillotine about to behead her, but then her sister jumped in the way and Elsa became a hermit due to her unhappiness. She eventually went insane due to constantly singing "Let It Go"...

[Izeroth]

 Because she went insane, she became a mad scientist and developed a chemical that would perminately freeze the Earth. She climbed to the top of the Statue of Liberty to unleash it upon the innocent people.

[James Gryphon]

With the combination of the chemical and her pre-existing power, the average temperature of the earth became 4ºK.

[Delthion]

And the earth died...

[James Gryphon]

With everything else on Earth dead, Elsa built a massive population of living snowmen, as well as deranged monstrous snow goons.

[Izeroth]

 All the snow goons died when some Tyrannosaurs flying in planes bombed them...

[Delthion]

But not before Elsa froze the T-Rex's engines...

[Russa Nodrey]

And everyone lived happily ever after.

[Izeroth]

 Until the Earth was devoured by an immortal cosmic turtle.

[CaptainRocktree]

And Giant pink fluffy unicorns...

[Delthion]

Were thrown into it...

[Jukka the Sling]

And then a hippopotamus egg turned green under mysterious circumstances.

[Izeroth]

 Unfortunately, the hippopotamus was devoured by another cosmic turtle.