The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

This wasn't because nobody came, but because there were armed guards at the front door, who turned away everyone who couldn't correctly say the name.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

Then aliens started screaming and hollering, 'A WILD YOUR MOM APPEARED!!!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!'

[James Gryphon]

You're crazy.

These aliens were the special guests of the Emperor.

[rrrrr]

Instead, they played Nubbid Nubbid's special edition of Pokemon.

[Izeroth]

 The Emperor was annoyed by the insubordination of his guests, and sent imperial guestcatchers to retrieve them.

[rrrrr]

They threw Nubbid Nubbid's special Dark Pokeballs at the imperial guestcatchers, and instead of getting caught, they all became Pokemon.

[Izeroth]

 The guestcatchers, now Pokemon-ized, used "electrified net" on the guests. It was super effective.

[rrrrr]

However, the guestcatchers were all Level 2 (have you heard of a Level 1 yet ) and only managed to chip 1 HP off from the guests, who were all Level 100.

[Delthion]

Then Ledthion, being outside of all this class division, destroyed the guests with a wave of his hand.

[rrrrr]

His hand was a broccoli, and then he ate it.

[Izeroth]

 The imperial troops were horrified by Ledthion's cannibalism, and quickly fled the scene.

[James Gryphon]

Sukka was annoyed at her husband's decision to decrease the amount of food available for her next meal.

[Søren]

So she commissioned her husband to go to the local supermarket and gather all the people together in a corral.

[Delthion]

So he gathered all the corrals into the people.

[Izeroth]

 When Ledthion came home, Sukka transmogrified him into jelly.