The Endless Story

[Delthion]

The statues that were destroyed were the replicas of the statues of power, since Garnor didn't have enough power to take them from where they were protected in a place where even the omnipotent Melkor couldn't get to them.

[James Gryphon]

(Uh, omnipotent?)

Then Eru got sick and tired of things not being resolved as they should, and cast Melkor and all of his servants into a never-ending, inescapable, fiery abyss.

[Delthion]

(Well we can't have everything bending up the way they are today can we?)

In the world everyone grinned until their faces broke and everyone in every world in every universe died.

[James Gryphon]

And they all stayed dead happily ever after, except for Ledthion and Sukka the Jling, who were newly married.

[Delthion]

(I shall except my fate... )

[James Gryphon]

Ledthion said to Sukka, "You're my favorite girl in the whole wide universe." (Which wasn't as impressive as it sounded, considering there weren't any other girls.)

[Izeroth]

 Unfortunately, due to almost all life on Earth having died, the newlyweds starved to death.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And Gamesblood the Terrible feasted on their flesh.

[Delthion]

And rebooted the universe, just in time to see a wedding...

[Izeroth]

 ...Of two insignificant peasants, whose names are not important enough to mention.

[Delthion]

Little did he know that the fate of an empire rested on these two!

[Lady Amber]

Also, their names were Bruce and Isabelle.

[Delthion]

Bruce of Scotland and Isabelle of Spain.

[Banya]

The wedding was in Monaco, and all insignificant peasants from all parts of the world were in attendance.

[James Gryphon]

The wedding celebration was scheduled to last for two and a half years.