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Blaggut

#2085
September 30, 2015, 05:58:28 AM
But then an alien space ship above the area erupted, releasing its cargo of thousands of pounds of rat poison...
~Just a soft space boi~

LT Sandpaw

#2086
September 30, 2015, 04:25:23 PM

And Yilu who still maintained some rat instincts tried to hide in a hole in the wall.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#2087
September 30, 2015, 09:59:12 PM
But then he realized that he was a stoat and rat poison would have no effect on him.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2088
September 30, 2015, 10:05:09 PM
This was his last thought before he and the fragile building he was in were both crushed by several thousand tons of rat poison storage crates.
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Vilu Daskar

#2089
September 30, 2015, 10:22:52 PM
OOC: You just can't let Yilu live, can you?

BIC: Games, who was also in the building, was also killed.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#2090
September 30, 2015, 10:28:00 PM
Far away in Seattle, it was a dark and stormy night.
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Vilu Daskar

#2091
September 30, 2015, 10:32:41 PM
A girl was sitting by a window when a large, white, scary, monster looked in.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#2092
September 30, 2015, 10:41:25 PM
It was actually me.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

#2093
September 30, 2015, 10:44:13 PM
Yes Tipsage the monster of Seattle was climbing on windows scaring girls.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

#2094
September 30, 2015, 10:44:52 PM
 Somehow, through sorcery too ancient and arcane to comprehend, Erah Eht Pitegas (Tipsage's alternate name) had been transformed into a snowman.

James Gryphon

#2095
September 30, 2015, 11:01:41 PM
As the temperature was greater than 32º fahrenheit, he was in danger of melting, and thus he was trying to save himself by climbing next to air conditioner window units.
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Izeroth

#2096
October 01, 2015, 12:01:24 PM
 Unfortunately, it was relatively cold outside, and most people had turned off their air conditioners.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2097
October 01, 2015, 01:13:24 PM
And so he screamed and didn't melt because it suddenly became 31 degrees fahrenheit through powers you cannot comprehend.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#2098
October 01, 2015, 02:07:27 PM

However the weatherman claimed that a heat wave was coming though very soon...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

#2099
October 01, 2015, 02:45:16 PM
So he jumped into a freezer.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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