The Endless Story

[Delthion]

And then the suns of the universe collapsed.

[Søren]

And then a black hole exploded and made millions of new Suns.

[Unimaginative]

And then the suns realized that we hit page 15, and threw a dance party.

[Izeroth]

 Unfortunately, the cosmic entities who were participating in this dance party got a little wild, and a few of the red giants went all supernova.

[Blaggut]

Causing a rift in reality that brought the chickens back to life

[Søren]

Along with the Chicken Soup monster, who tried to eat the chickens.

[Delthion]

And this caused a rift in time that all liberals blamed on Bush.  , (Again, this has nothing to do with a political argument.)

[James Gryphon]

Mod: Even so, watch it.

In an alternate timeline, a turkey was bored.

[Delthion]

OK, sorry.

Since you wished for nothing the world ended and so did the universe.

I wish that my dog did not have an annoying flea problem that has foiled the flea treatment.

[Izeroth]

 Because Delthion confused two different games, the universe imploded.

[Delthion]

And I was sucked into it because of my ignorance.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then everyone called Oracle a racist because he hated hot dogs.

[James Gryphon]

Meanwhile, someone at ICANN flipped a switch, and turned off all Internet domain names.

[Izeroth]

 Then Microsoft bought the Internet.

[Søren]

Then Apple bought the universe.