The Endless Story

[Delthion]

WHich was then promptly eaten by Microides, a special electric parasite...

[Izeroth]

 A sea of viruses sent by Facebook then devoured Microides.

[Blaggut]

And then Bob from a topic from a long time ago came back, and opened a Tardis set too only go too the Civil War.

[Søren]

And this time the South won.

[Delthion]

And the South forced everyone to drink sweet tea...

[Søren]

And the sweet tea hated that, so they started there own Civil War with the humans.

[Delthion]

And the sweet tea won by drowning the earth...

[Blaggut]

Which caused the gunpowder too get wet, and because the chickens wanted to take ove rthe world but now had no guns, they decided too take over the world because of the fact they couldn't take over the world as well as before.

[Søren]

And the world exploded from insanity

[Jukka the Sling]

Then the only sweet tea available was the stuff from McDonald's. Everyone drank it, then became hyper from the sugar rush.

[Søren]

And fat from the sugar.

[SilentSam]

and then they all died again!

[Delthion]

But since they ate so much sugar the world was destroyed...(DOn't ask me how!) 

[Izeroth]

 And then the supreme celestial being otherwise known as Brian Jacques decided that this book was far too wierd to publish.

[Delthion]

But somehow it escaped and was published!