The Endless Story

[Delthion]

And then Ledthion woke up to find a terrible world where chaos reigns, all because, the Redwall Abbey forums were never formed, therefore we were forced to display our craziness in the real world.

[Izeroth]

 And then, all of the would-be Redwall forum members became politicians, causing chaos throughout the land.

[Søren]

And so much disorder caused the earth to turn yellow.

[Blaggut]

Too which Jalepeno Pepper Beserkers, Cows, And Unicorns battled for purchase

[SilentSam]

And the cows won, and enslaved the unicorns and peppers.

[CaptainRocktree]

But the Unicorns broke free!...

[Izeroth]

 Luckily, the unicorns exploded before they could do any damage.

[Delthion]

Because they had accidentally eaten the peppers...

[Izeroth]

 Which were anti-friendship peppers, to be exact.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then Pinkie Pie started singing about friendship, while Twilight looked on in horror.

[Izeroth]

 And then the anti-friendship peppers nuked the world and flew away in an ochre spaceship.

[CaptainRocktree]

But the ultra magnetic world force field knocked the peppers back...

[Izeroth]

 And then Games Jryphon rose from the dead...

[Delthion]

Yes, an earthquake caused his corpse to rise from his grave, but he was still dead.

[Søren]

And the peppers crash landed on Games Jryphons body.