The Endless Story

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Jukka the Sling

#300
November 28, 2014, 01:52:59 AM
The Russian scientists were under the direction of Stalin, who'd been resurrected as a Ringwraith.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

#301
November 28, 2014, 01:55:55 AM
Yes, he was a wraith and was a ringbearer to a wraith's wedding, making him a ringwraith...
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

#302
November 28, 2014, 01:58:24 AM
(I laughed out loud at that. ;D)

Then Obama went golfing.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Izeroth

#303
November 28, 2014, 02:08:41 AM
 George Bush tried golfing on a ledge, and got trapped between Barack and a hard place.

James Gryphon

#304
November 28, 2014, 02:10:20 AM
The President got eighteen holes in one, breaking Kim Jong-il's all-time world record.
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Jukka the Sling

#305
November 28, 2014, 02:12:16 AM
Meanwhile, Hillary was in a speedboat beneath the ledge Bush and Obama were golfing on.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Izeroth

#306
November 28, 2014, 02:13:44 AM
 Then Vladimir Putin ran over Hillary with his private yacht.

James Gryphon

#307
November 28, 2014, 02:17:10 AM
Then Russia was outlawed forever.
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Delthion

#308
November 28, 2014, 02:17:50 AM
And we stopped discussing politics...
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

#309
November 28, 2014, 02:18:39 AM
But Hillary inexplicably survived. She floated around in the water for a couple hours, screaming. By that time sharks had begun to circle her. She was entirely unaware that Russia had been outlawed.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#310
November 28, 2014, 02:19:38 AM
The End
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Izeroth

#311
November 28, 2014, 02:20:21 AM
 Russia, who didn't give a darn that they had been outlawed, broke off from the Earth and drifted through space.

Jukka the Sling

#312
November 28, 2014, 02:22:05 AM
And Algeria followed.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Delthion

#313
November 28, 2014, 02:27:02 AM
And algae followed them, because that's the first thing I thought of...
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

#314
November 28, 2014, 02:27:29 AM
Then the sun exploded.
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