The Endless Story

[Jukka the Sling]

The Russian scientists were under the direction of Stalin, who'd been resurrected as a Ringwraith.

[Delthion]

Yes, he was a wraith and was a ringbearer to a wraith's wedding, making him a ringwraith...

[Jukka the Sling]

(I laughed out loud at that. )

Then Obama went golfing.

[Izeroth]

 George Bush tried golfing on a ledge, and got trapped between Barack and a hard place.

[James Gryphon]

The President got eighteen holes in one, breaking Kim Jong-il's all-time world record.

[Jukka the Sling]

Meanwhile, Hillary was in a speedboat beneath the ledge Bush and Obama were golfing on.

[Izeroth]

 Then Vladimir Putin ran over Hillary with his private yacht.

[James Gryphon]

Then Russia was outlawed forever.

[Delthion]

And we stopped discussing politics...

[Jukka the Sling]

But Hillary inexplicably survived. She floated around in the water for a couple hours, screaming. By that time sharks had begun to circle her. She was entirely unaware that Russia had been outlawed.

[James Gryphon]

The End

[Izeroth]

 Russia, who didn't give a darn that they had been outlawed, broke off from the Earth and drifted through space.

[Jukka the Sling]

And Algeria followed.

[Delthion]

And algae followed them, because that's the first thing I thought of...

[James Gryphon]

Then the sun exploded.