The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

And Bobby Morr, the famous intergalactic hockey player, laughed and smiled when he witnessed the destruction.

[Wylder Treejumper]

But was quickly swallowed by an amoeba.

[James Gryphon]

The supergiant amoeba housed the largest intergalactic hockey stadium in the universe.

[Jetthebinturong]

Meanwhile Betthejinturong laughed maniacally at the amount of Homestuck references he had managed to make

[James Gryphon]

But then its creator was sued for copyright infringement by a large media company, and Homestuck was taken offline.

[Jetthebinturong]

OOC: It's funny because absolutely all media in Homestuck was created especially for it, including it's massive OST

Then many fans went into a spiral of depression knowing that they could never know how the GAME OVER situation was resolved or how the entire comic ended

[Izeroth]

 And then Microsoft bought Homestuck.

[Jukka the Sling]

OOC: You wouldn't believe how hard I laughed at the whole part about Oracle and me getting married.

BIC: And then Google bought Disney, tearing a hole in the fabric of space and time.

[Russa Nodrey]

And Teddy was sad

[Jasper]

OOC: You wouldn't believe how hard I laughed at the whole part about Oracle and me getting married.

I ship  

I thought of setting it up with the one who voted for you in Blaggut's poll, but I figured it would be to cruel. (Not to mention I am sworn to silence.   )
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Anyway:
Because Disney world became Google world, which wasn't nearly as good

[Jukka the Sling]

(So... whoever voted for me voted seriously?)

Google World was a total flop, and in retaliation the general populace boycotted YouTube.

[Jasper]

OOC: No idea, I merely know who voted for you, but my lips are sealed.

BIC: Steve Chan, the founder of YouTube, was not overly pleased by the boycotting, and proposed a tribal dance to solve everyone's problems.

[Søren]

And someone took a video of it and it went viral on Vimeo, thus killing YouTube.
OOC: Man, I wish this would happen.

[Izeroth]

 Youtube's ruined husk was taken over by swarms of viruses.

[LT Sandpaw]

So YouTube purchased Firewall V 120.0 to defend their videos.