The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

(It isn't really you. Besides, this is an alternate reality.)

And Noihtdel eht Live married Gnilj eht Akkus, and had ten children, nine daughters and one son.

[Jukka the Sling]

Gnilj (or is it Akkus?) sent her kids off to boarding school in another galaxy.

[James Gryphon]

All of Noihtdel eht Live and Gnilj eht Akkus (I guess Akkus, but I dunno)'s daughters were evil, like their parents, but their son Rj. Noihtdel was secretly good.

[Izeroth]

 Zireoth, who had recently acquired an inter-dimensional portal, sent Ledthion and Ledthion Jr. to Noihtdel's dimension.

[James Gryphon]

Sukka the Jling and all of their other children, except for Ariella, followed. The group soon met Rj. Noihtdel, who was a genius and had begun an organization to overthrow his parents' empire.

[Izeroth]

 What they didn't realize, however, was that they were highly irradiated from the portal.

[James Gryphon]

This radiation gave each of them amazing super-powers.

[Delthion]

But it killed them before they could use them...

[James Gryphon]

... but as usual, they were already dead, so they came back to life.

[Delthion]

And ended the reign of my evil opposite, (I don't even want to have to spell his name.)

[James Gryphon]

and returned back into their own world, where they lived happily ever after.

In another part of the universe, there was a pizza delivery guy, named Joe.

[Søren]

Who was very sad he wasn't a mad scientist.

[Izeroth]

 So, he chose the next best thing, which was to be an evil genius.

[Delthion]

But he was already evil, so he just became good...

[Izeroth]

 Because he was good, and everyone else was good too, he never had to do anything exciting. Therefore, he died from boredom. And he was not already dead, so he didn't come back to life.