The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

But before he was autopsied, someone came along and killed him, bringing him back to life.

[Søren]

So he became a film producer.

[Izeroth]

 He changed his name to Leorge Gucas, and produced the popular film Sraw Rats.

[James Gryphon]

It was popular only in that thousands of theaters agreed to show it; everyone that watched it hated it.

[LT Sandpaw]

Until the Bugling Games came out then it became a hit in theaters who refused to play the other movie.

[Izeroth]

 The Bugling Games were so absolutely horrible, that everyone who saw that movie rioted.

[Søren]

And the rioters held a theater hostage and under siege.

[James Gryphon]

Until the theater switched the film they were showing to "Sraw Rats"; then everyone bought tickets and acted like they loved the film afterwards, even though they had hated it before.

[LT Sandpaw]

Then merchandise was sold for it everywhere for the next century.

[Delthion]

But it was faulty, and leaked radiation, destroying all wildlife and vegetation. It was not already destroyed and therefore cannot be brought back.

[James Gryphon]

But then there was a fire that killed all the dead wildlife and vegetation, bringing all of it back to life, and people began to realize the futility of killing.

[Izeroth]

 When they realized the futility of killing, they all went into comas.

[James Gryphon]

In their comas, they dreamed of new worlds and the same old world.

[Izeroth]

 They dreamed so hard, that their dreams eventually became reality and they were all teleported to a brand new world.

[James Gryphon]

The brand new world's characteristics were previously thought to be physically impossible; it was the size of Jupiter, but somehow remained habitable by humans.