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The Endless Story

Started by CaptainRocktree, August 06, 2014, 05:16:24 PM

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Russa Nodrey

Billy then fled to a small cave in the Siberian desert.
Freddy

LT Sandpaw


And was captured by the giant alien scorpions who took Billy to their leader.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Russa Nodrey

Their leader was an octopus named Chris the Fearsome.
Freddy

Delthion

Who was actually a reincarnation of Ledthion.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

Ledthion appeared in person, and Chris the Fearsome engaged him in a duel, one laser sword against eight laser daggers.
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Lady Ashenwyte

And the duel lasted for 12 years.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

James Gryphon

Then Ledthion cut off one of Chris' tentacles, turning him into a septopus.
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Lady Amber

Then Chris fell in lava and was fried alive.

Russa Nodrey

So everyone had fried septopus for dinner.
Freddy

Izeroth

 However, they did not realize that Zireoth had poisoned the fried septopus beforehand. They all died within seconds, the last thing they saw being the one who had poisoned them laughing with cruelty.

James Gryphon

Then Zireoth tripped and fell into the pit of lava.
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Izeroth

 But Zireoth was a fire warlock, so the lava had no effect.

James Gryphon

Unfortunately for him, there was a portal below him, which teleported him directly into the event horizon of a black hole.
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Lady Ashenwyte

A giant army of Death Defying Beavers marched across the countryside.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw


Billy who had escaped the twelve year duel, controlled the giant army of giant alien scorpions and met the beavers in battle.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro