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The Endless Story

Started by CaptainRocktree, August 06, 2014, 05:16:24 PM

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Mhera

But then all of the robots' power cores began to overheat and melt, leaking fluorescent green radioactive waste on to the floor.

James Gryphon

"I hate it when that happens," Charlie sighed. "Oh well, let's just get this over with." He brought the sedative needle out, and prepared to inject Drol with it.
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LT Sandpaw


Drol watched with wide eyes as the needle came towards him in slow motion with a orchestra playing in the background.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

Just before the needle penetrated Drol's skin, injecting the sedative that would enable the mad dentist to take out all of Drol's teeth, someone off-camera screamed, "CUT!"
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LT Sandpaw


Then director Furry was angry and smacked the camera man.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Summer Tleo

"What Kind of Filming was that" He Lamented!

Izeroth

 The movie, as it turned out, was being made by Wisney™ in an effort to appeal to more "mature" audiences.

James Gryphon

It was a horror film, called "The New Revenge of the Phantom Dentist Who Struck Back".
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LT Sandpaw


But because the guy in the back kept yelling "cut" the movie was never finished.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

But then he was fired, and the movie was rebranded as "The Return of the Mad Dentist's Attack", and scheduled to be released in 2016.
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LT Sandpaw


But do to budget cuts they weren't able to finish until 2018.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

It was rated 7/10, being "low on special effects and high on cheese, but saved by the compelling villain".
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Jukka the Sling

It was also saved by the fact that it starred Jennifer Lawrence as the mom robot.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

Unfortunately, this success inspired the studio to try to produce a prequel, called "The Mad Dentist's Internship".
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Izeroth

 Fortunately, North Korea nuked Wisney™ studios before the movie could be completed.