The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

Then the United States Air Force nuked North Korea, destroying all of the country's leadership.

[LT Sandpaw]

Then the Russians decided to take Korea and invaded.

[Izeroth]

 Russia easily took North Korea, but couldn't figure out what to do with the country after they'd taken it.

[LT Sandpaw]

So they sold it too India for Two Rubles.

[James Gryphon]

This became known as the deal of the century for India, as the country's projected value had increased tenfold after being nuked.

[Lady Amber]

But then a strange and evil disease spread from North Korea across most of Europe, causing a worldwide panic.

[Delthion]

But Ireland quickly developed an antidote and saved the world.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

So India became a superpower and ruled the universe.

[James Gryphon]

Meanwhile, the pizza delivery boy was late.

[Søren]

And the weird kid named Mikey attacked him and started eating the pizza box. Not the pizza, just the box.

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, Mikey was allergic to cardboard.

[Jukka the Sling]

And he broke out in hives.

[Søren]

But not before infecting the pizza boy with Borg nanotechnology.

[James Gryphon]

But both of them were struck with Luddite rays, which destroyed all technology in and on them, including the pizza boy's cell phone.

[Mhera]

The pizza boy was fine with this, as he had been planning to get a new iPhone for quite awhile.