The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

Unfortunately, his boss had just texted him with new instructions, which he never got, his phone having been vaporized.

[Jukka the Sling]

The pizza boy was fired the next day, and his boss hired a teenage girl named Arwen instead.

[LT Sandpaw]

But because Arwen was annoying he fired her as well.

[Lady Amber]

So he hired another guy named Burt Buttersby, who knew nothing about pizza.




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[Izeroth]

 Burt Buttersby did know how to make butter, however, and he made vast stores of it.

[LT Sandpaw]

His boss decided to sell it and it became a world wide favorite allowing him to become king of the world.

[Delthion]

But Ireland overcame him.

[Izeroth]

 The world was quickly overtaken by a secret cult of clover-worshipers, who controlled Ireland's government.

[Delthion]

They were obsessed with circles and the number thirty-one. They were ruled by the Freemoderators.

[LT Sandpaw]

But when the lawn mower man accidently cut all the clovers they all committed seppuku.

[Lady Amber]

Everyone was horrified by this, and it was broadcasted all over the internet.

[James Gryphon]

Meanwhile, Charlie, best known for playing himself in a mad dentist film, was taking patients at his dentist's office.

[LT Sandpaw]

When Ironically some kid named Jack walked into the office with a cavity.

[Izeroth]

 But because the situation was not ironic, Jack died.

[Wylder Treejumper]

The dentist wanted Jack's teeth for dentures.