Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[Booklover]

Oh. Well then, I'll just be a backup in case anything goes wrong. Masika, don't you dare use my book as a hostage or I'll have @the law on you!

(Since when was I the Warden? (ignoring the fact that I've probably quoted something the Warden said))

[Flib Bigboat]

(You can be a lawyer for my book )

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Sets fire to Andrea Carter and the Long Ride Home*

You only said not to hold it hostage.

@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, they're getting away!

Nyet, zey're nae. *Scott und Lass never make it oot o' zeir roomz- zey are boz put back vhere zey vere, und Rillbrook und 'iz duplicate are put in roomz roight bezoide zeir roomz in ze zame typez o' torture zetup*

Try tae break zomebeazt oot, und ye nae only fail, ye end up be tortured az vell.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*As Hiag tries to put them into new torture chambers, and the duplicates knock Hiag senseless with slings and chunks of brick. Together they put Hiag into the chamber meant for them and re-rescue Lass and Scott, and they all escape together*

[Flib Bigboat]

*Sets fire to Andrea Carter and the Long Ride Home*

You only said not to hold it hostage.

@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, they're getting away!

Do that one more time and I'll call you Felicity Livingston, to your face.

[Mara the Wolf]

Who's Felicity Livingston?

[Flib Bigboat]

(You've never read that book? Seriously???)

[lass of something much]

*Happily sings*

I can't read Hiagish, so I have no idea what's going on! *Giggles again and continues singing*

Oh look! Hi Scottie! You having fun?

[Scott McLamok]

I guess.

@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, I shall pay highly for two torture sessions: lass of something much and Scott McLamok. Make sure that they're in separate, INESCAPABLE torture rooms, but make sure their rooms are right next to each other so they can hear each others' screams while knowing they can't save each other. 

You make me wanna cuss.

*Zetz up tva roomz, zat are roight next tae vone anozer viz vallz zat allov zound tae come trough zem from boz zoidez- but ze zound iz made louder, und ze roomz (loike av o' ze roomz in ze Torture Chamberz) are ezcape-proof; In Lass' room, zhe iz tied tae a pole, viz ze carnivorouz Zcarabz from ze Ze Mummy movie zvarm o'er 'er und begin tae dig intae 'er zkin und gae under it, und vherever zey valk, it feelz loike zey're burnin' ze zkin az zey cravl aboot inzoide o' it, vhoilzt Teletubbiez dance aboot ze room zingin' 'zongz' by Justin Bieber; In Scott'z room, 'e iz tied tae a table und forced tae drink Dumpzter Juice, vhoilzt at ze zame toime 'az 'zi fingerz und toez zlovly (very zlovly) cheved off by rabid giant-zized Leechez*

Zere ve gae, av ready!

*Happens to still have his armor on*

Eem....

[lass of something much]

*Realises she's in a room with teletubbies*


*Screams blue murder*

[Scott McLamok]

*Starts punching at the door*

[lass of something much]

*Shoots one with a gun*

[Scott McLamok]

Noice!

*Kicks down the door*

[lass of something much]

*barely misses another one with her skinning knife, while screaming like mad*

[Scott McLamok]

Lass, calm down. We're getting out of here!