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Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, December 01, 2014, 03:27:47 AM

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MathLuk

By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


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Verdauga

*Breaks chains away from wall. Everyone's chains.*
Really, Jarky? I thought you didn't want to do the foot massages.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Keva Strongbow

Oh look! We're free! *runs into another topic* :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

The Grey Coincidence

*Chains everyone up all over again, except Jarky and myself*
Quick Jarky, afore they escape!
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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

Verdauga

*Chops feather duster in half with cleaver.*
Mathluk, Run! Before it's too late!!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Iznae chained up becauze tiz 'iz Torture Chamberz*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!

The Grey Coincidence

It's fun. *Hand Jarky a more powerful feather duster* I think Verdauga should go next...
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jarky Thistlebrush

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

MathLuk

By what strange trick of fate do our paths cross anew?


Link to the Redwall Readership Restorers: https://discord.gg/frYkSzE

One-Eye the wildcat

"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Sebias of Redwall

*Unlocks chains and puts thick shoes on Waycaster's feet*  ;D
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Kreg

You can't spell low IQ without a lot of boogaly (boo-ga-lee)

Come To My Shop!


OooooOOooo, shiny!