Kidnap Everyone

[Rainshadow]

  *Awesome British accent*  FREEDOM!!!  *Starts fumbling about for vortex manipulator so he can go pummel Rain*  *Awesome British accent ends*

  *Starts panicking a little*  Um, say, Rainy, if you don't end me, I'll let you play as many rounds of chess as you want with Rochil.

  *Awesome British accent*  *Immediately stops*  Are... are you serious?  As many as I want?  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Uh... yeah.

  Please, my lady, do not drag me into this.

  Oh, shut up, Rocky.  You're supposed to do what I tell you to do, so play chess with Rainy till he wants to stop.

  *Groans*

  *Awesome British accent*  *Teleports to Rochil*  *Links arms with Rochil and starts skipping towards the cupboard*  Oh, you'n'me'll have lots of fun, Rochil!  Lots of fun, I swear it!  And we can have Chocolate Muffins of Death, and we can watch soap operas, and do all sorts of exciting stuff!  *Awesome British accent ends*

  Oh... oh dear...

  ...I didn't think that'd actually work...  *Ahem*  *Starts dropping little chunks of pizza into Jet-kun's super ultra awesome prison cell*  Dinner time!

[Unimaginative]

*Eats a bag of edible Packing Peanuts while watching the chaos.*

Hah, throw those Pizza-chunks into his cell!

[Søren]

*kidnaps Han and throws him in the back of my car*
*drives away*

[SilentSam]

Phew...  I am safe! *hides in dark alley*

[Søren]

*drives into dark ally*
*kidnaps Sam*
*drives away*

[SilentSam]

HELP!!!! MMPHH MMMPHMMPHHHPH

[Russa Nodrey]

  *Kidnaps Russa and starts force-feeding her liver and haggis*

Aaah!!! Help me!

[SilentSam]

Mmphmmphh

[Russa Nodrey]

Help! Gmrrm. Help!

[Lady Amber]

*Teleports Russa and Sam out of the car to a safe unknown locale*

[Unimaginative]

Really, you just leave me in the car? 

*Screams for help*

[SilentSam]

Yay!

[Delthion]

*Kidnaps everyone.*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Kidnaps everyone excluding Russa*

Yay!

[Søren]

*opens car*
*dumps Han and Sam in abandoned mineshaft*
*drives away*
*writes ransom note*