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[Wylder Treejumper]

Was reading this and it made me laugh too hard not to share it... Even if it is a bit embarrassing sometimes.

Just wait, Soren. My revenge will come...

Shoutbox

[Today at 04:51:23 am]  * Wylder Treejumper revolts
[Today at 04:51:26 am]  * Kitsune shakes head
[Today at 04:51:30 am]  * Søren is dying of laughter
[Today at 04:51:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: Dang Soren
[Today at 04:51:38 am] Wylder Treejumper: I blame you
[Today at 04:51:39 am] Kitsune: Take your NSFW spam to tumblr
[Today at 04:51:49 am] Wylder Treejumper: Don't weird out Fatch
[Today at 04:51:53 am] Mhera: Totally understandable, Fatch. Have you checked the front lawns out yet?
[Today at 04:51:56 am]  * Søren is going to leave
[Today at 04:51:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: Anyways, Welcome!
[Today at 04:52:03 am] Kitsune: NOH
[Today at 04:52:03 am] Søren: Bye
[Today at 04:52:06 am] Wylder Treejumper: We love new members!
[Today at 04:52:17 am] Mhera: There's an Introduvtiokn Thresd where you'll get a much more sane welcome.
[Today at 04:52:17 am] Wylder Treejumper:  Just not creepy ones like Soren.
[Today at 04:52:19 am] Kitsune: You must stay and apologize for scarring a new member
[Today at 04:52:32 am] Fatch of Southsward: <3
[Today at 04:52:40 am] Mhera: See ya, Sor. Just not in the shower.
[Today at 04:52:41 am] Søren: @Fatch Sorry, you walked in on a prank
[Today at 04:52:43 am] Wylder Treejumper: If you are like Soren, weird and too romantic, the door is over there
[Today at 04:52:44 am] Kitsune: And also to me, who visualizes everything everyone says and never wants to see that again
[Today at 04:52:50 am] Kitsune: XDD
[Today at 04:53:02 am] Wylder Treejumper: Hey Sor, there's the door.
[Today at 04:53:06 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO
[Today at 04:53:17 am] Søren: Fine
[Today at 04:53:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: We will discuss your punishment later
[Today at 04:53:22 am] Kitsune: Go be naked. By yourself.
[Today at 04:53:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: I'll prepare the rack.
[Today at 04:53:28 am] Kitsune:
[Today at 04:53:34 am]  * Søren stares at Wylder creepy like as he walks away
[Today at 04:53:42 am] Kitsune: Geez.
[Today at 04:53:43 am] Søren: *insert creepy picture I couldn't find*
[Today at 04:53:51 am] Kitsune: WTH
[Today at 04:53:55 am] Mhera: I'm weirded out.
[Today at 04:53:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: Soren is always creepy. Don't worry too much.
[Today at 04:54:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: He'll leave and everything will be fine.
[Today at 04:54:12 am] Fatch of Southsward: 
[Today at 04:54:13 am] Søren: Ok, I'm gone, for reals now.
[Today at 04:54:15 am] Kitsune: X'D
[Today at 04:54:20 am] Wylder Treejumper: GOOD
[Today at 04:54:36 am] Kitsune: Bish
[Today at 04:54:36 am] Mhera: ADIOS
[Today at 04:54:41 am]  * Kitsune points
[Today at 04:54:45 am] Kitsune: The door.
[Today at 04:54:53 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO
[Today at 04:55:01 am] Wylder Treejumper: BEGONE, FOUL CREATURE
[Today at 04:55:15 am] Søren: Ok, that last one stung @Wylder
[Today at 04:55:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO, ELSE I MUST CLEANSE THIS FORUM OF YOUR FILTH
[Today at 04:55:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO, WASH OFF THAT FILTH IN YOUR SHOWER
[Today at 04:55:47 am] Wylder Treejumper:
[Today at 04:55:52 am] Perifæn: Hi
[Today at 04:55:52 am] Wylder Treejumper: See ya, Sor
[Today at 04:55:55 am] Søren: @Fatch If you're still watching, don't worry about Kit, Wylder and Mhera. They're cool. I'm over caffeinated.
[Today at 04:56:01 am] Perifæn: Bye Soren
[Today at 04:56:01 am] Kitsune: We love you Sor. XD
[Today at 04:56:05 am] Søren: @Peri Hai
[Today at 04:56:15 am] Søren: Don't look at the shout box history
[Today at 04:56:20 am] Wylder Treejumper: He's over creepy, is what he is
[Today at 04:56:24 am] Kitsune: Yeah. XD
[Today at 04:56:25 am] Søren: BYE LIKE FOR REAL
[Today at 04:56:26 am] Perifæn: Too late XD
[Today at 04:56:35 am] Fatch of Southsward: Bye
[Today at 04:56:41 am] Perifæn: Okay bye Soren
[Today at 04:56:41 am] Wylder Treejumper: Guys, we have scarred the new member
[Today at 04:57:04 am] Perifæn: Hi Fatch welcome to the forum family
[Today at 04:57:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: I vote torture.
[Today at 04:57:14 am] Kitsune: I'm sorry Fatch, that was a really bad intro. We're a really clean community, it just gets crazy on caffeine
[Today at 04:57:23 am] Kitsune: And lack of sleep XD
[Today at 04:57:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: So, crazy. Yeah.
[Today at 04:57:41 am] Fatch of Southsward: Deeply scarred
[Today at 04:58:05 am] Wylder Treejumper: Seriously, we should excommunicate him, or something...
[Today at 04:58:19 am] Kitsune: It wasn't that bad. You know it.
[Today at 04:58:33 am] Fatch of Southsward: No, what did I do?
[Today at 04:58:43 am] Wylder Treejumper: Circumstances dictate otherwise
[Today at 04:58:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: We have to EASE them in
[Today at 04:59:07 am] Mhera: Well, in all honesty, Wylder is pretty much always like this....
[Today at 04:59:15 am] Wylder Treejumper: By the time they join the cult, they shouldn't even realize it
[Today at 04:59:26 am] Kitsune: @Fatch: Wylder is talking about Søren
[Today at 04:59:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: >
[Today at 04:59:47 am] Kitsune: *
[Today at 04:59:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: ...
[Today at 05:00:03 am] Wylder Treejumper: So.
[Today at 05:00:09 am] Wylder Treejumper: Let's talk.
[Today at 05:00:11 am] Kitsune: I corrected your fail. You are welcome.
[Today at 05:00:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: About.
[Today at 05:00:17 am] Wylder Treejumper: Cheese!
[Today at 05:00:25 am] Wylder Treejumper: No. better.
[Today at 05:00:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball!
[Today at 05:00:29 am] Mhera: I don't like cheese.
[Today at 05:00:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: Go Marinees!
[Today at 05:00:41 am] Kitsune: I have to make guacamole. See you all in a bit.
[Today at 05:00:42 am] Wylder Treejumper: *Mariners
[Today at 05:00:52 am] Perifæn: Yummy guacamole
[Today at 05:00:53 am] Mhera: At 11:00 PM?
[Today at 05:01:07 am] Perifæn: See you Kit
[Today at 05:01:08 am] Mhera: Okay, see you Kit.
[Today at 05:01:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: Avocados are best unadulterated
[Today at 05:01:18 am] Wylder Treejumper: See ya Plugg
[Today at 05:01:48 am] Wylder Treejumper: Hey, we play the Rangers tomorrow
[Today at 05:01:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: Cool
[Today at 05:02:00 am] Mhera: Go Rangers!
[Today at 05:02:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: Revenge time!
[Today at 05:02:20 am] Fatch of Southsward: Showers and Guacamole. What kind of a place is this?
[Today at 05:02:21 am] Wylder Treejumper: Our good pitchers are back!
[Today at 05:02:23 am] Mhera: In your dreams!
[Today at 05:02:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Our hitting is hot!
[Today at 05:02:44 am] Wylder Treejumper: And our mojo is here!
[Today at 05:02:48 am] Mhera: @Fatch: In all fairness, you signed up for it
[Today at 05:02:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: BASEBALL!!!
[Today at 05:03:06 am] Wylder Treejumper: Do you like baseball, Fatch?
[Today at 05:04:01 am] Fatch of Southsward: I'm not a big fan. I prefer Football.
[Today at 05:04:01 am] Wylder Treejumper: (This is where you say, "Yes, I am a rabid Mariners fan")
[Today at 05:04:45 am] Wylder Treejumper: Soren has a thing about showers, mine is baseball.
[Today at 05:04:52 am] Mhera: But really, you caught four of the weirdest members in full swing. The Introduction Thread in the Front Lawns is the place to go to meet the rest of the  members
[Today at 05:05:18 am] Wylder Treejumper: That's OK, though, because we are also the four coolest members
[Today at 05:05:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: You will learn to love us
[Today at 05:05:57 am] Perifæn: I might be back in a bit guys. If not bye.
[Today at 05:06:00 am] Wylder Treejumper: After all, everyone knows Mariners fans are loveable.
[Today at 05:06:04 am] Fatch of Southsward: Oh, I already love you. <3
[Today at 05:06:08 am] Wylder Treejumper: Scientific fact.
[Today at 05:06:12 am] Wylder Treejumper:
[Today at 05:06:13 am] Mhera: Bye Peri!
[Today at 05:06:20 am] Wylder Treejumper: See, he'll fit right in.
[Today at 05:06:31 am] Wylder Treejumper: Welcome to the club, Fatch!
[Today at 05:06:41 am] Mhera: You're insane. Welcome aboard, Fatch!
[Today at 05:06:44 am] Wylder Treejumper: Find an obsession and you're good to go.
[Today at 05:06:59 am] Mhera: Wait, I don't have an obsession.
[Today at 05:07:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: Yeah you do. Me, obviously.
[Today at 05:07:24 am] Wylder Treejumper:
[Today at 05:07:40 am] Wylder Treejumper: I mean, you DID follow me.
[Today at 05:08:02 am] Mhera: If Soren ever finds this Wyldera will never die.
[Today at 05:08:08 am] Fatch of Southsward: You're a couple? It all makes sense now!
[Today at 05:08:15 am] Wylder Treejumper: You mean live?
[Today at 05:08:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: NO!
[Today at 05:08:31 am] Wylder Treejumper: OK, I walked into that one.
[Today at 05:08:35 am] Mhera: NO FATCH
[Today at 05:08:39 am] Wylder Treejumper: Allow me to explain.
[Today at 05:08:47 am] Wylder Treejumper: She is obsessed with me.
[Today at 05:09:02 am] Wylder Treejumper: I am completely cool and never say a thing back.
[Today at 05:09:14 am] Wylder Treejumper: It's very one sided.
[Today at 05:09:23 am] Mhera: Oh my goodness
[Today at 05:09:36 am] Wylder Treejumper: I mean, we even fight over sports.
[Today at 05:10:01 am] Mhera: No this is not right at all
[Today at 05:10:04 am] Wylder Treejumper: See, very obviously a fabrication.
[Today at 05:10:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: Denial. Yup.
[Today at 05:10:25 am] Wylder Treejumper: This thing is not happening.
[Today at 05:10:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: Also, I should stop talking.
[Today at 05:10:35 am] Mhera: I should say not
[Today at 05:11:06 am] Mhera: Wait no I mean do stop
[Today at 05:11:11 am] Wylder Treejumper: OK, if you insist
[Today at 05:11:23 am] Wylder Treejumper: See, she doesn't even want me to stop talking
[Today at 05:11:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Isn't it sweet?
[Today at 05:11:49 am] Mhera: If I ever stop laughing I will kill you.
[Today at 05:11:59 am] Fatch of Southsward: I never thought I would be third wheeling on a redwall website. I approve of this.
[Today at 05:12:16 am] Wylder Treejumper: She just can't resist the melodious look of my text
[Today at 05:12:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: And she threatens me. How cute!
[Today at 05:12:47 am] Mhera: Fatch! It's too early for you to turn to the dark side!
[Today at 05:13:08 am]  * Wylder Treejumper is laughing too hard to type
[Today at 05:13:31 am] Wylder Treejumper: This is almost as good as the game
[Today at 05:13:58 am] Søren: HELLO WYLDERA! Hi Fatch! I promise, no more weirdness tonight from me
[Today at 05:13:59 am] Mhera: No! No compliments!
[Today at 05:14:02 am] Wylder Treejumper: Come to the dark side. We have cookies. And fangirls, apparently.
[Today at 05:14:07 am] Wylder Treejumper: Oops.
[Today at 05:14:33 am] Mhera: WYLDER SØREN HAS SEEN THIS
[Today at 05:14:44 am] Wylder Treejumper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Today at 05:14:56 am] Søren: Mwahahaha!!
[Today at 05:15:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: THIS WAS JUST A JOKE I SWEAR
[Today at 05:15:17 am]  * Søren is headed to the Cellars to make a thread
[Today at 05:15:22 am] Mhera: YOUR GOT US INTO THIS MESS YOU CAN GET US OUT
[Today at 05:15:29 am] Wylder Treejumper: I MEAN, I DON'T SWEAR BUT I DO
[Today at 05:15:36 am] Mhera: IKR
[Today at 05:15:43 am] Wylder Treejumper: SOOOOORENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
[Today at 05:15:50 am] Fatch of Southsward: @Søren: They're kinda cute
[Today at 05:16:08 am] Mhera: Give him some of the dark side cookies Wylder, maybe he'll stop
[Today at 05:16:15 am] Mhera: FATCH
[Today at 05:16:18 am]  * Wylder Treejumper sobs
[Today at 05:16:28 am] Søren: @Fatch Aren't they?  Also, THANK YOU for using the Ø. It's so nice when people do.
[Today at 05:16:41 am] Wylder Treejumper: My carefully cultivated image... is GONE!
[Today at 05:16:59 am]  * Mhera does not comfort Wylder because this is his fault and that would be more shipping fuel
[Today at 05:17:19 am]  * Wylder Treejumper berates Mhera because that last post was too!
[Today at 05:17:43 am] Mhera: This is hopeless!
[Today at 05:17:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: Do it but don't SAY it!
[Today at 05:18:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: Soren! Whatever you want, I can get for you!
[Today at 05:18:21 am] Mhera: If you insist!
[Today at 05:18:30 am] Wylder Treejumper: I'm begging you, don't!
[Today at 05:18:48 am]  * Wylder Treejumper should stop talking
[Today at 05:19:05 am]  * Mhera dies
[Today at 05:19:07 am] Wylder Treejumper: Maybe I should just shut up...
[Today at 05:19:22 am] Wylder Treejumper: Yeah, dying works too
[Today at 05:19:37 am] Mhera: No it doesn't.
[Today at 05:19:37 am] Wylder Treejumper: I blame you, Mher
[Today at 05:19:42 am] Søren: I was going to put it in Funny Posts.
[Today at 05:19:54 am] Wylder Treejumper: If you hadn't followed me, this wouldn't happen
[Today at 05:20:11 am] Søren: OH LOOK, A PET NAME!
[Today at 05:20:31 am] Mhera: WYLDER STOP TALKING
[Today at 05:20:32 am] Søren: How delightful!
[Today at 05:21:22 am] Søren: Alright. I'll her your offers.
[Today at 05:21:29 am] Søren: Hear*
[Today at 05:21:37 am] Wylder Treejumper: That's called a typo, Soren
[Today at 05:22:04 am] Wylder Treejumper: Besides, it was Kit's idea first
[Today at 05:22:07 am] Mhera: I have nothing to offer but the remnants of my pride.
[Today at 05:22:18 am] Wylder Treejumper: I have no pride lift to offer...
[Today at 05:22:20 am] Søren: What was that Mr. I-Don't-Know-About-Relationships?
[Today at 05:22:36 am] Wylder Treejumper: I can give you this expired voucher for free pizza!
[Today at 05:22:42 am] Fatch of Southsward: Can we call you Mher, or does only Wylder Treejumper get to do that?
[Today at 05:22:52 am] Wylder Treejumper: I can give you a Book of Mormon...
[Today at 05:22:57 am]  * Søren highfived Fatch
[Today at 05:22:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: Um...
[Today at 05:23:07 am] Wylder Treejumper: I can gove you violin lessons?
[Today at 05:23:07 am] Mhera: @Fatch: Mher's fine
[Today at 05:23:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: *give
[Today at 05:23:31 am] Mhera: And not just for Wyldr
[Today at 05:23:51 am] Søren: ANOTHER PET NAME!
[Today at 05:24:01 am] Mhera: *Wylder
[Today at 05:24:06 am] Mhera: NO
[Today at 05:24:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: ?
[Today at 05:24:22 am] Wylder Treejumper: Hm?
[Today at 05:24:27 am] Søren: I'll hold onto these. But I won't post them. Your forum lives are spared.
[Today at 05:24:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: What did I do now?
[Today at 05:24:34 am] Mhera: It's a typo, Wylder! Nothing else!
[Today at 05:24:58 am] Fatch of Southsward: Two typos about each other. Coincidence? I think not
[Today at 05:24:59 am] Wylder Treejumper: Wow, we have typos a lot
[Today at 05:25:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: Not surprising, seeing I get stuck on caps lock
[Today at 05:25:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: ...And can't get off
[Today at 05:25:51 am] Mhera: @Søren: THANK YOU. I give you the gift of "ø"
[Today at 05:26:31 am]  * Søren thumbs up
[Today at 05:28:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: So......
[Today at 05:29:26 am] Mhera: Yeah.
[Today at 05:29:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: Um...
[Today at 05:29:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball.
[Today at 05:29:59 am] Mhera: Well...
[Today at 05:30:11 am] Mhera: Go Rangers.
[Today at 05:30:20 am] Søren: *insert "Now Kiss" gif I can't find*
[Today at 05:30:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Mariners will crush you tomorrow!
[Today at 05:30:46 am] Mhera: It just keeps getting worse
[Today at 05:30:48 am] Wylder Treejumper: ....And I'll crush YOU tonight, Soren!
[Today at 05:31:01 am] Fatch of Southsward: Hehehehe @Soren I'm dying
[Today at 05:31:21 am] Wylder Treejumper: My soul is already dead
[Today at 05:31:43 am] Mhera: Fatch, pleeeesease don't let this be your forever view of Wylder and I
[Today at 05:31:49 am] Wylder Treejumper: It died long ago
[Today at 05:31:50 am] Kitsune: Fatch, if you really want to know, there are a few legit pairs on here XD Just not them.
[Today at 05:32:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away....
[Today at 05:32:21 am] Wylder Treejumper: Wylder's soul died.
[Today at 05:32:29 am] Kitsune: True.
[Today at 05:32:33 am] Wylder Treejumper: He left it in the Midwest.
[Today at 05:32:54 am] Wylder Treejumper: It now hovers around Bush Stadium, haunting the Cardinals
[Today at 05:32:59 am] Kitsune: How was the shower Sør? I must ask since it was... described 
[Today at 05:33:10 am] Mhera: Wait, so is it dead or alive?
[Today at 05:33:22 am] Mhera: Hopefully solo...
[Today at 05:33:26 am] Wylder Treejumper: Its undead
[Today at 05:33:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: Duh
[Today at 05:33:46 am] Mhera: Oh. Yeah. Obviously:
[Today at 05:33:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: My soul can't die, so long as baseball survives!
[Today at 05:33:51 am] Mhera: *.
[Today at 05:33:55 am] Søren: @Kit 
[Today at 05:34:01 am] Kitsune: Well? XDD
[Today at 05:34:27 am] Søren: Mhera and Wylder are talking baseball so as to cover up their PDA. 
[Today at 05:34:39 am] Søren: @Kit I'm clean.
[Today at 05:34:41 am] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball is life!
[Today at 05:34:51 am] Kitsune: Good.
[Today at 05:34:53 am] Wylder Treejumper: Do not mock baseball as a coverup!
[Today at 05:35:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: It is worth more than your miserable life!

[close]

[Søren]

Was reading this and it made me laugh too hard not to share it... Even if it is a bit embarrassing sometimes.

Just wait, Soren. My revenge will come...

Shoutbox

[Today at 04:51:23 am]  * Wylder Treejumper revolts
[Today at 04:51:26 am]  * Kitsune shakes head
[Today at 04:51:30 am]  * Søren is dying of laughter
[Today at 04:51:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: Dang Soren
[Today at 04:51:38 am] Wylder Treejumper: I blame you
[Today at 04:51:39 am] Kitsune: Take your NSFW spam to tumblr
[Today at 04:51:49 am] Wylder Treejumper: Don't weird out Fatch
[Today at 04:51:53 am] Mhera: Totally understandable, Fatch. Have you checked the front lawns out yet?
[Today at 04:51:56 am]  * Søren is going to leave
[Today at 04:51:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: Anyways, Welcome!
[Today at 04:52:03 am] Kitsune: NOH
[Today at 04:52:03 am] Søren: Bye
[Today at 04:52:06 am] Wylder Treejumper: We love new members!
[Today at 04:52:17 am] Mhera: There's an Introduvtiokn Thresd where you'll get a much more sane welcome.
[Today at 04:52:17 am] Wylder Treejumper:  Just not creepy ones like Soren.
[Today at 04:52:19 am] Kitsune: You must stay and apologize for scarring a new member
[Today at 04:52:32 am] Fatch of Southsward: <3
[Today at 04:52:40 am] Mhera: See ya, Sor. Just not in the shower.
[Today at 04:52:41 am] Søren: @Fatch Sorry, you walked in on a prank
[Today at 04:52:43 am] Wylder Treejumper: If you are like Soren, weird and too romantic, the door is over there
[Today at 04:52:44 am] Kitsune: And also to me, who visualizes everything everyone says and never wants to see that again
[Today at 04:52:50 am] Kitsune: XDD
[Today at 04:53:02 am] Wylder Treejumper: Hey Sor, there's the door.
[Today at 04:53:06 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO
[Today at 04:53:17 am] Søren: Fine
[Today at 04:53:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: We will discuss your punishment later
[Today at 04:53:22 am] Kitsune: Go be naked. By yourself.
[Today at 04:53:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: I'll prepare the rack.
[Today at 04:53:28 am] Kitsune:
[Today at 04:53:34 am]  * Søren stares at Wylder creepy like as he walks away
[Today at 04:53:42 am] Kitsune: Geez.
[Today at 04:53:43 am] Søren: *insert creepy picture I couldn't find*
[Today at 04:53:51 am] Kitsune: WTH
[Today at 04:53:55 am] Mhera: I'm weirded out.
[Today at 04:53:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: Soren is always creepy. Don't worry too much.
[Today at 04:54:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: He'll leave and everything will be fine.
[Today at 04:54:12 am] Fatch of Southsward: 
[Today at 04:54:13 am] Søren: Ok, I'm gone, for reals now.
[Today at 04:54:15 am] Kitsune: X'D
[Today at 04:54:20 am] Wylder Treejumper: GOOD
[Today at 04:54:36 am] Kitsune: Bish
[Today at 04:54:36 am] Mhera: ADIOS
[Today at 04:54:41 am]  * Kitsune points
[Today at 04:54:45 am] Kitsune: The door.
[Today at 04:54:53 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO
[Today at 04:55:01 am] Wylder Treejumper: BEGONE, FOUL CREATURE
[Today at 04:55:15 am] Søren: Ok, that last one stung @Wylder
[Today at 04:55:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO, ELSE I MUST CLEANSE THIS FORUM OF YOUR FILTH
[Today at 04:55:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO, WASH OFF THAT FILTH IN YOUR SHOWER
[Today at 04:55:47 am] Wylder Treejumper:
[Today at 04:55:52 am] Perifæn: Hi
[Today at 04:55:52 am] Wylder Treejumper: See ya, Sor
[Today at 04:55:55 am] Søren: @Fatch If you're still watching, don't worry about Kit, Wylder and Mhera. They're cool. I'm over caffeinated.
[Today at 04:56:01 am] Perifæn: Bye Soren
[Today at 04:56:01 am] Kitsune: We love you Sor. XD
[Today at 04:56:05 am] Søren: @Peri Hai
[Today at 04:56:15 am] Søren: Don't look at the shout box history
[Today at 04:56:20 am] Wylder Treejumper: He's over creepy, is what he is
[Today at 04:56:24 am] Kitsune: Yeah. XD
[Today at 04:56:25 am] Søren: BYE LIKE FOR REAL
[Today at 04:56:26 am] Perifæn: Too late XD
[Today at 04:56:35 am] Fatch of Southsward: Bye
[Today at 04:56:41 am] Perifæn: Okay bye Soren
[Today at 04:56:41 am] Wylder Treejumper: Guys, we have scarred the new member
[Today at 04:57:04 am] Perifæn: Hi Fatch welcome to the forum family
[Today at 04:57:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: I vote torture.
[Today at 04:57:14 am] Kitsune: I'm sorry Fatch, that was a really bad intro. We're a really clean community, it just gets crazy on caffeine
[Today at 04:57:23 am] Kitsune: And lack of sleep XD
[Today at 04:57:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: So, crazy. Yeah.
[Today at 04:57:41 am] Fatch of Southsward: Deeply scarred
[Today at 04:58:05 am] Wylder Treejumper: Seriously, we should excommunicate him, or something...
[Today at 04:58:19 am] Kitsune: It wasn't that bad. You know it.
[Today at 04:58:33 am] Fatch of Southsward: No, what did I do?
[Today at 04:58:43 am] Wylder Treejumper: Circumstances dictate otherwise
[Today at 04:58:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: We have to EASE them in
[Today at 04:59:07 am] Mhera: Well, in all honesty, Wylder is pretty much always like this....
[Today at 04:59:15 am] Wylder Treejumper: By the time they join the cult, they shouldn't even realize it
[Today at 04:59:26 am] Kitsune: @Fatch: Wylder is talking about Søren
[Today at 04:59:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: >
[Today at 04:59:47 am] Kitsune: *
[Today at 04:59:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: ...
[Today at 05:00:03 am] Wylder Treejumper: So.
[Today at 05:00:09 am] Wylder Treejumper: Let's talk.
[Today at 05:00:11 am] Kitsune: I corrected your fail. You are welcome.
[Today at 05:00:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: About.
[Today at 05:00:17 am] Wylder Treejumper: Cheese!
[Today at 05:00:25 am] Wylder Treejumper: No. better.
[Today at 05:00:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball!
[Today at 05:00:29 am] Mhera: I don't like cheese.
[Today at 05:00:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: Go Marinees!
[Today at 05:00:41 am] Kitsune: I have to make guacamole. See you all in a bit.
[Today at 05:00:42 am] Wylder Treejumper: *Mariners
[Today at 05:00:52 am] Perifæn: Yummy guacamole
[Today at 05:00:53 am] Mhera: At 11:00 PM?
[Today at 05:01:07 am] Perifæn: See you Kit
[Today at 05:01:08 am] Mhera: Okay, see you Kit.
[Today at 05:01:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: Avocados are best unadulterated
[Today at 05:01:18 am] Wylder Treejumper: See ya Plugg
[Today at 05:01:48 am] Wylder Treejumper: Hey, we play the Rangers tomorrow
[Today at 05:01:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: Cool
[Today at 05:02:00 am] Mhera: Go Rangers!
[Today at 05:02:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: Revenge time!
[Today at 05:02:20 am] Fatch of Southsward: Showers and Guacamole. What kind of a place is this?
[Today at 05:02:21 am] Wylder Treejumper: Our good pitchers are back!
[Today at 05:02:23 am] Mhera: In your dreams!
[Today at 05:02:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Our hitting is hot!
[Today at 05:02:44 am] Wylder Treejumper: And our mojo is here!
[Today at 05:02:48 am] Mhera: @Fatch: In all fairness, you signed up for it
[Today at 05:02:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: BASEBALL!!!
[Today at 05:03:06 am] Wylder Treejumper: Do you like baseball, Fatch?
[Today at 05:04:01 am] Fatch of Southsward: I'm not a big fan. I prefer Football.
[Today at 05:04:01 am] Wylder Treejumper: (This is where you say, "Yes, I am a rabid Mariners fan")
[Today at 05:04:45 am] Wylder Treejumper: Soren has a thing about showers, mine is baseball.
[Today at 05:04:52 am] Mhera: But really, you caught four of the weirdest members in full swing. The Introduction Thread in the Front Lawns is the place to go to meet the rest of the  members
[Today at 05:05:18 am] Wylder Treejumper: That's OK, though, because we are also the four coolest members
[Today at 05:05:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: You will learn to love us
[Today at 05:05:57 am] Perifæn: I might be back in a bit guys. If not bye.
[Today at 05:06:00 am] Wylder Treejumper: After all, everyone knows Mariners fans are loveable.
[Today at 05:06:04 am] Fatch of Southsward: Oh, I already love you. <3
[Today at 05:06:08 am] Wylder Treejumper: Scientific fact.
[Today at 05:06:12 am] Wylder Treejumper:
[Today at 05:06:13 am] Mhera: Bye Peri!
[Today at 05:06:20 am] Wylder Treejumper: See, he'll fit right in.
[Today at 05:06:31 am] Wylder Treejumper: Welcome to the club, Fatch!
[Today at 05:06:41 am] Mhera: You're insane. Welcome aboard, Fatch!
[Today at 05:06:44 am] Wylder Treejumper: Find an obsession and you're good to go.
[Today at 05:06:59 am] Mhera: Wait, I don't have an obsession.
[Today at 05:07:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: Yeah you do. Me, obviously.
[Today at 05:07:24 am] Wylder Treejumper:
[Today at 05:07:40 am] Wylder Treejumper: I mean, you DID follow me.
[Today at 05:08:02 am] Mhera: If Soren ever finds this Wyldera will never die.
[Today at 05:08:08 am] Fatch of Southsward: You're a couple? It all makes sense now!
[Today at 05:08:15 am] Wylder Treejumper: You mean live?
[Today at 05:08:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: NO!
[Today at 05:08:31 am] Wylder Treejumper: OK, I walked into that one.
[Today at 05:08:35 am] Mhera: NO FATCH
[Today at 05:08:39 am] Wylder Treejumper: Allow me to explain.
[Today at 05:08:47 am] Wylder Treejumper: She is obsessed with me.
[Today at 05:09:02 am] Wylder Treejumper: I am completely cool and never say a thing back.
[Today at 05:09:14 am] Wylder Treejumper: It's very one sided.
[Today at 05:09:23 am] Mhera: Oh my goodness
[Today at 05:09:36 am] Wylder Treejumper: I mean, we even fight over sports.
[Today at 05:10:01 am] Mhera: No this is not right at all
[Today at 05:10:04 am] Wylder Treejumper: See, very obviously a fabrication.
[Today at 05:10:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: Denial. Yup.
[Today at 05:10:25 am] Wylder Treejumper: This thing is not happening.
[Today at 05:10:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: Also, I should stop talking.
[Today at 05:10:35 am] Mhera: I should say not
[Today at 05:11:06 am] Mhera: Wait no I mean do stop
[Today at 05:11:11 am] Wylder Treejumper: OK, if you insist
[Today at 05:11:23 am] Wylder Treejumper: See, she doesn't even want me to stop talking
[Today at 05:11:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Isn't it sweet?
[Today at 05:11:49 am] Mhera: If I ever stop laughing I will kill you.
[Today at 05:11:59 am] Fatch of Southsward: I never thought I would be third wheeling on a redwall website. I approve of this.
[Today at 05:12:16 am] Wylder Treejumper: She just can't resist the melodious look of my text
[Today at 05:12:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: And she threatens me. How cute!
[Today at 05:12:47 am] Mhera: Fatch! It's too early for you to turn to the dark side!
[Today at 05:13:08 am]  * Wylder Treejumper is laughing too hard to type
[Today at 05:13:31 am] Wylder Treejumper: This is almost as good as the game
[Today at 05:13:58 am] Søren: HELLO WYLDERA! Hi Fatch! I promise, no more weirdness tonight from me
[Today at 05:13:59 am] Mhera: No! No compliments!
[Today at 05:14:02 am] Wylder Treejumper: Come to the dark side. We have cookies. And fangirls, apparently.
[Today at 05:14:07 am] Wylder Treejumper: Oops.
[Today at 05:14:33 am] Mhera: WYLDER SØREN HAS SEEN THIS
[Today at 05:14:44 am] Wylder Treejumper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Today at 05:14:56 am] Søren: Mwahahaha!!
[Today at 05:15:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: THIS WAS JUST A JOKE I SWEAR
[Today at 05:15:17 am]  * Søren is headed to the Cellars to make a thread
[Today at 05:15:22 am] Mhera: YOUR GOT US INTO THIS MESS YOU CAN GET US OUT
[Today at 05:15:29 am] Wylder Treejumper: I MEAN, I DON'T SWEAR BUT I DO
[Today at 05:15:36 am] Mhera: IKR
[Today at 05:15:43 am] Wylder Treejumper: SOOOOORENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
[Today at 05:15:50 am] Fatch of Southsward: @Søren: They're kinda cute
[Today at 05:16:08 am] Mhera: Give him some of the dark side cookies Wylder, maybe he'll stop
[Today at 05:16:15 am] Mhera: FATCH
[Today at 05:16:18 am]  * Wylder Treejumper sobs
[Today at 05:16:28 am] Søren: @Fatch Aren't they?  Also, THANK YOU for using the Ø. It's so nice when people do.
[Today at 05:16:41 am] Wylder Treejumper: My carefully cultivated image... is GONE!
[Today at 05:16:59 am]  * Mhera does not comfort Wylder because this is his fault and that would be more shipping fuel
[Today at 05:17:19 am]  * Wylder Treejumper berates Mhera because that last post was too!
[Today at 05:17:43 am] Mhera: This is hopeless!
[Today at 05:17:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: Do it but don't SAY it!
[Today at 05:18:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: Soren! Whatever you want, I can get for you!
[Today at 05:18:21 am] Mhera: If you insist!
[Today at 05:18:30 am] Wylder Treejumper: I'm begging you, don't!
[Today at 05:18:48 am]  * Wylder Treejumper should stop talking
[Today at 05:19:05 am]  * Mhera dies
[Today at 05:19:07 am] Wylder Treejumper: Maybe I should just shut up...
[Today at 05:19:22 am] Wylder Treejumper: Yeah, dying works too
[Today at 05:19:37 am] Mhera: No it doesn't.
[Today at 05:19:37 am] Wylder Treejumper: I blame you, Mher
[Today at 05:19:42 am] Søren: I was going to put it in Funny Posts.
[Today at 05:19:54 am] Wylder Treejumper: If you hadn't followed me, this wouldn't happen
[Today at 05:20:11 am] Søren: OH LOOK, A PET NAME!
[Today at 05:20:31 am] Mhera: WYLDER STOP TALKING
[Today at 05:20:32 am] Søren: How delightful!
[Today at 05:21:22 am] Søren: Alright. I'll her your offers.
[Today at 05:21:29 am] Søren: Hear*
[Today at 05:21:37 am] Wylder Treejumper: That's called a typo, Soren
[Today at 05:22:04 am] Wylder Treejumper: Besides, it was Kit's idea first
[Today at 05:22:07 am] Mhera: I have nothing to offer but the remnants of my pride.
[Today at 05:22:18 am] Wylder Treejumper: I have no pride lift to offer...
[Today at 05:22:20 am] Søren: What was that Mr. I-Don't-Know-About-Relationships?
[Today at 05:22:36 am] Wylder Treejumper: I can give you this expired voucher for free pizza!
[Today at 05:22:42 am] Fatch of Southsward: Can we call you Mher, or does only Wylder Treejumper get to do that?
[Today at 05:22:52 am] Wylder Treejumper: I can give you a Book of Mormon...
[Today at 05:22:57 am]  * Søren highfived Fatch
[Today at 05:22:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: Um...
[Today at 05:23:07 am] Wylder Treejumper: I can gove you violin lessons?
[Today at 05:23:07 am] Mhera: @Fatch: Mher's fine
[Today at 05:23:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: *give
[Today at 05:23:31 am] Mhera: And not just for Wyldr
[Today at 05:23:51 am] Søren: ANOTHER PET NAME!
[Today at 05:24:01 am] Mhera: *Wylder
[Today at 05:24:06 am] Mhera: NO
[Today at 05:24:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: ?
[Today at 05:24:22 am] Wylder Treejumper: Hm?
[Today at 05:24:27 am] Søren: I'll hold onto these. But I won't post them. Your forum lives are spared.
[Today at 05:24:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: What did I do now?
[Today at 05:24:34 am] Mhera: It's a typo, Wylder! Nothing else!
[Today at 05:24:58 am] Fatch of Southsward: Two typos about each other. Coincidence? I think not
[Today at 05:24:59 am] Wylder Treejumper: Wow, we have typos a lot
[Today at 05:25:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: Not surprising, seeing I get stuck on caps lock
[Today at 05:25:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: ...And can't get off
[Today at 05:25:51 am] Mhera: @Søren: THANK YOU. I give you the gift of "ø"
[Today at 05:26:31 am]  * Søren thumbs up
[Today at 05:28:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: So......
[Today at 05:29:26 am] Mhera: Yeah.
[Today at 05:29:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: Um...
[Today at 05:29:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball.
[Today at 05:29:59 am] Mhera: Well...
[Today at 05:30:11 am] Mhera: Go Rangers.
[Today at 05:30:20 am] Søren: *insert "Now Kiss" gif I can't find*
[Today at 05:30:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Mariners will crush you tomorrow!
[Today at 05:30:46 am] Mhera: It just keeps getting worse
[Today at 05:30:48 am] Wylder Treejumper: ....And I'll crush YOU tonight, Soren!
[Today at 05:31:01 am] Fatch of Southsward: Hehehehe @Soren I'm dying
[Today at 05:31:21 am] Wylder Treejumper: My soul is already dead
[Today at 05:31:43 am] Mhera: Fatch, pleeeesease don't let this be your forever view of Wylder and I
[Today at 05:31:49 am] Wylder Treejumper: It died long ago
[Today at 05:31:50 am] Kitsune: Fatch, if you really want to know, there are a few legit pairs on here XD Just not them.
[Today at 05:32:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away....
[Today at 05:32:21 am] Wylder Treejumper: Wylder's soul died.
[Today at 05:32:29 am] Kitsune: True.
[Today at 05:32:33 am] Wylder Treejumper: He left it in the Midwest.
[Today at 05:32:54 am] Wylder Treejumper: It now hovers around Bush Stadium, haunting the Cardinals
[Today at 05:32:59 am] Kitsune: How was the shower Sør? I must ask since it was... described 
[Today at 05:33:10 am] Mhera: Wait, so is it dead or alive?
[Today at 05:33:22 am] Mhera: Hopefully solo...
[Today at 05:33:26 am] Wylder Treejumper: Its undead
[Today at 05:33:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: Duh
[Today at 05:33:46 am] Mhera: Oh. Yeah. Obviously:
[Today at 05:33:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: My soul can't die, so long as baseball survives!
[Today at 05:33:51 am] Mhera: *.
[Today at 05:33:55 am] Søren: @Kit 
[Today at 05:34:01 am] Kitsune: Well? XDD
[Today at 05:34:27 am] Søren: Mhera and Wylder are talking baseball so as to cover up their PDA. 
[Today at 05:34:39 am] Søren: @Kit I'm clean.
[Today at 05:34:41 am] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball is life!
[Today at 05:34:51 am] Kitsune: Good.
[Today at 05:34:53 am] Wylder Treejumper: Do not mock baseball as a coverup!
[Today at 05:35:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: It is worth more than your miserable life!

[close]

Wyldera OTP <3

Also, I changed my shampoo if anyone was wondering...

[The Skarzs]

. . . What the flux.

I'm not sure whether to laugh my glorious pasty hide off, feel sorry for Mhera and Wylder, or just sit here emotionless.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Isn't the last one what you always do?

[The Skarzs]

Yes.

[Russa Nodrey]

Yes, fear me. 

Just look at that terrifying grin Gonff. Stare into the nonexistent eyes. Look at the three teeth.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Me and @Skarzs

Awww, Skarzs, you are so fluffy!

Her words, not mine.

What made you think that was you and I?

They were fighting

I think it looks like more of a hug.

That's what would lead to the fighting.

Ohhh. Rosie's jumping at Skarzs wanting a hug and yelling, 'Torte!' Then Skarzs punches her. Now I see.

[Søren]

-_-

As soon as Faiy walks in Skarzs' face will change to ._.

I have a wide variety of faces.

Yes but your romantic face which is saved for Faiy is ._.

[The Skarzs]

Lies.

[Delthion]

TRUTHS!!!

[Søren]

Soren, who is my second vote?

*Wants to say something really, really bad but will cause me lasting pain*

[Delthion]

I don't completely get that one...

[The Skarzs]

That's because only Soren knows why it's so funny.

[Delthion]

Ah.

[Søren]

Gonff was going to say that your second vote was Skarzs!

Still have one.

Is it Del?

Is it Del?

I HAVE A KNIFE I JUST MADE READY TO TASTE SOME BLOOD, GONFF.



. . . Now it's back at two. -_-

Man, please make that knife a food critic. That is where the money flow comes from. Maybe Faiy finally popped in and wanted a piece of those delicious troll muscles as well (I'm so going to get burned at the stake for this)