Funny posts collection

[Lady Amber]

Tva toimez ze multi-purpozin' o' ze entire variable o' ten tendz tae make ze ploightz o' ze recreational orderz fer nev opportunitez tendz tae make ze zreez uneventful.

Thank you, Head, for once again reminding me that there are some things I shall never understand.

Ah, the unfathomable wonders of the universe. Infinity, existence, reality... and, of course, good ol' HIAG.

[Banya]

Well, if you can't decide what to name the stupid cat, toss it in the trash compactor and get a puppy.

[The Skarzs]

Some would argue that last one isn't funny.

[Cornflower MM]

Well. . . He was joking right?

[The Skarzs]

Likely.

[Feles]

unlikely.

[The Skarzs]

Hopefully.

[Jukka the Sling]

Camping pop quiz!

This little [fox]...



...appears in your tent. What do you do?

I'd first try to get out of Australia, then maybe go with a shotgun or two.

[Maudie]

Ooops, wrong thread

[Banya]

Some would argue that last one isn't funny.

If we could only include in this thread posts that *everyone* thinks is funny this topic would be much, much shorter.

At one point we should make a new SFC.

go right ahead @Lord_Ashenwyte

i'm busy making such quality threads such as "IS CANADA REAL" that discuss serious topics

[Banya]

*DP*

My grades are dropping faster than the beat.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

110

jeez i leave for a couple days and you guys have spiked 10%

(my emphasis) this was posted in guys vs girls, and the girls are the ones who spiked

Silent Sam, more commonly known as Sam, was a mostly quiet fellow (as his name suggested). But when he did speak, it was often something bold, and he was known to have a healthy thirst for adventure. Sam was walking right outside the building when he paused to examine something inquisitive on the floor, next to the wall: a box. Sam hesitated. He thought. After a few minutes, he carefully opened it and jumped back.

Nothing happened, and the box just lay opened on the ground. Sam approached it cautiously, his hand clutching a dagger (everyone had been armed after Rain's assassination). He looked inside, and saw something shocking.

Nothing!

As Sam had been occupied with the box, a window a few floors right above him had been carefully opening. Two people had been silently climbing down the wall with a harness.

Unfortunately, the thread this one comes from is locked...here is the post though.

* Rosie Willowwater walks in, looks around, and slowly backs out

To fix your problems with internet explorer, drag the desktop icon into the icon marked "recycle bin." As for Chrome, I can't help you there.

[Tam and Martin]

Lol good one chip

[Jukka the Sling]

  That awkward moment when you become the French son of two people who are younger than you.

What is a French son?

A son that is French, presumably.

I don't know why I laughed so hard just now at Jet's post.

[Maudie]

I know some seven footers.

I knew you were friends with a disabled spider.