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Sebias of Redwall

#810
May 14, 2020, 06:18:24 PM
 :o
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#811
May 21, 2020, 10:24:53 PM
Somebeast please find something to put here, I am too lazy.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Verdauga

#812
May 21, 2020, 10:33:08 PM
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Ebantu the Kararehe

#813
May 21, 2020, 10:41:31 PM
Le hannon.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Verdauga

#814
May 21, 2020, 10:51:03 PM
You're welcome.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

#815
May 21, 2020, 11:05:26 PM
Yes, thanks, Verdie.  :laugh:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#816
May 22, 2020, 07:46:19 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 21, 2020, 07:40:37 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 07:37:45 PM
*Teleports the fairies away.*

Is it worthwhile to return to this thread yet?

No idea  ^-^
Quote from: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 07:41:58 PM
I was intending to walk with Teer out to the garden... then the teen angst tidal wave hit...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 21, 2020, 07:43:01 PM
...the goblins?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#817
May 22, 2020, 05:07:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 22, 2020, 05:04:17 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 22, 2020, 10:17:57 AM
*Screams can be heard echoing from the belfry*

Sorry, that was me.  Stubbed my toe.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#818
May 23, 2020, 07:45:20 AM
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:03:55 AM
A Beacon was lighted by the farthest star.  A star that wanted to possess Sheev's legacy.  It would fall.  But it remembered "The Man".

Cast out of his home was a child with deepset eyes and urban clays of gold and marred shine.  He grew on the insecurities of others.  And while in the midst of a celestial conflict with Laddolas, he found power.

Nothing would end.  He had to act on behalf of his people.  But he was cursed on account of his own evil.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:06:31 AM
Yep, Sheev is back, no doubt about it.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:09:23 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:06:31 AM
Yep, Sheev is back, no doubt about it.
*Herman snaps*  You insolent cat!  I am his messanger.  I am Herman Adaimen Smith! 

*Herman begins choking the life out of One-Eye* (with his mind)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:13:06 AM
Shut up, lesser human. You don't know the first thing about powerplaying.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:15:12 AM
Was that directed toward me?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:15:51 AM
Yes.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:24:04 AM
Yo dawg, your attitude is a tad janky to my highly saturated dignity.  If you're gonna be all rude, perhaps we can take it outside.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:25:56 AM
Let's go, fists, no powerplaying.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:27:24 AM
Okay you sly punk. >:(  *HERMAN CRACKS HIS FINS*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 04:22:03 AM
*punches sheev in the eye*
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 05:19:41 AM
*Jumbo slaps One-Eye whilst giving him an uppercut to the jowls*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 05:23:01 AM
*staggers back, but recovers quickly, hip-throwing Sheev into a wall.*
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 05:25:19 AM
You're fighting a dolphin. >:(  *Herman bashes his left fin into One-Eye's left jowl* :)
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Ebantu the Kararehe

#819
May 23, 2020, 09:03:53 PM
 :laugh:
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Captain Wortshire

#820
May 24, 2020, 12:19:29 AM
*blink*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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lass of something much

#821
May 24, 2020, 12:48:18 AM
XD
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#822
May 24, 2020, 01:47:11 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 23, 2020, 02:32:31 PM
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 10:42:37 AM
Are you two truly in love?
Why would I not be in love with her? She's kind, smart, funny, and overpowered. She's perfect.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#823
May 25, 2020, 01:05:44 AM Last Edit: May 25, 2020, 01:25:54 AM by Verdauga
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 12:32:11 AM
Ooohhh, I just realized why I was cast as Buttercup... :P
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 12:56:59 AM
Because # was cast as Westley...I think that's the only reason...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 25, 2020, 01:00:13 AM
Well, also because you're very pretty and inclined to push people down hills when they annoy you.
And this.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 01:21:17 AM
I don't do that anymore! I just throw 'em in th' river...
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

#824
May 25, 2020, 01:21:17 AM
I don't do that anymore! I just throw 'em in th' river...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱
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