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shisteer of nothing much

#1035
August 14, 2020, 05:12:09 AM
*eats that thing too*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Delthion

#1036
August 14, 2020, 05:12:50 AM
But the entire point of that post was that I was just born out of your flesh, and the consumed you...

Does no one know the movie Alien?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

shisteer of nothing much

#1037
August 14, 2020, 05:13:58 AM
Nah. The entire point of that post was lost in my digestive system.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Delthion

#1038
August 14, 2020, 05:14:37 AM
I was trying to be more clever than just another *Consumes Teer from the inside.* But since you insist.

*Consumes Teer from the inside.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

shisteer of nothing much

#1039
August 14, 2020, 05:19:07 AM
Mm, fascinating technique you have. @Kade Rivok still has a lot to learn, I see.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#1040
August 14, 2020, 05:24:46 AM
*GULP*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Kade Rivok

#1041
August 14, 2020, 06:00:07 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2020, 05:12:50 AM
But the entire point of that post was that I was just born out of your flesh, and the consumed you...

Does no one know the movie Alien?

Yar, t'is a chest burster.  As for Teer, though, she barely knows what movies are, so you can't expect her to know such things.

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 14, 2020, 05:19:07 AM
Mm, fascinating technique you have. @Kade Rivok still has a lot to learn, I see.

I consume for me, not for you.  The only one here that is required to be satisfied is, in fact, myself.  ^-^
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lass of something much

#1042
August 14, 2020, 06:23:05 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2020, 05:07:43 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 13, 2020, 12:10:08 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on August 11, 2020, 01:56:58 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 11, 2020, 04:02:12 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on August 10, 2020, 10:52:19 PM
Well I do not believe it is right to be married to more than one individual, hey?
Not according to my wife's boyfriend.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 11, 2020, 05:15:13 AM
Which wife?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2020, 12:28:24 PM
Bruh.
Even though my post wasn't the funny part, I still feel like one of the cool, funny people who everyone knows and likes....So far from the truth... :'(

Especially the last one on the list. ;D
You don't have to rub it in....I'm depressed enough as is...
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#1043
August 14, 2020, 09:15:01 AM
*grumpily devours Delthion from the inside after he devoured me from the inside after I devoured him from the outside*
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#1044
August 14, 2020, 12:25:21 PM
*Abaddon gulps down Teer leaving a small smudge on its lip...*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Delthion

#1045
August 14, 2020, 04:11:47 PM
* Delthion masticates Teer and Wort slowly, then leaves the waiter a small tip.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Captain Wortshire

#1046
August 14, 2020, 04:22:21 PM
*rabid tesso swarm rush in and devours everything in sight*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Sebias of Redwall

#1047
August 14, 2020, 06:33:24 PM
*Eats the thread and everything in it, then proceeds to spit it out an a deserted island*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#1048
August 14, 2020, 07:04:00 PM
SANDALPHON!

*something looms over the world*



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*Sandalphon flattens the earth in his hands*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

Sebias of Redwall

#1049
August 14, 2020, 07:07:52 PM
*Flattens SANDALPHON...

...with my thumb*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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