Useless Skills

[DanielofRedwall]

What are some useless skills you can do? I can touch my nose with my tongue, make an awesome owl noise with only my hands and blowing (like this) and I can do a pretty good barking dog impersonation.

[Tiria Wildlough]

I can say, 'I am an otter' in Latin, and say, 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper' very fast.

[Skalrag of Marshank]

I can...flare my nostrils.

[Galedeep]

I can snap my toes...... yeah......

[Folgrimeo]

- Snap my fingers.
- Sing the Spanish version of the "Dragonball GT" theme (and I don't even know what it means).
- Complete the first stage of "Bubsy: Encounters of the Furred Kind" in 30 seconds.
- Get through most of Mr. Nutz without cheating (I've completed it in theory).
- Recall the names of all pets I've had, including the few we've briefly looked after on behalf of a neighbor or teacher.
- Chug a warm Sunny Delight small bottle in one gulp.
- Created a screensaver in C# that simply puts a rainbow tint over pictures and makes them translucent so I can see what's going on underneath. It probably hogs the CPU.
- Memorized some of Loganberry's superset of Lapine (Watership Down language). A lay hay Thlayli. Eth, si, des, kes, hrair.

I even tried making a little "don't slack off" picture in Lapine. I know it's not coherent. What I was trying to say is this: "I like you, I don't want you to fail. All I ask is for you to do good work. But if you slack off again, we're done for, and I will kick your [darn] [tail]!"

[Osu]

I can wink, crack my knuckles (does that count? XD), grab things with my toes, sorta speak like a mole,  and eat an entire pizza all by myself in one sitting. Oh yes.

I've always wanted to use molespeech in the middle of an interview or something...

[Tiria Wildlough]

I can crack my knuckles, and touch teh back of my head with my toe.
(Oh, and by the way, I heard that cracking your knuckles makes you more likely to have arthritis, so I don't do it anymore.

[DanielofRedwall]

I can crack my knuckles, and touch teh back of my head with my toe.
(Oh, and by the way, I heard that cracking your knuckles makes you more likely to have arthritis, so I don't do it anymore.

I had heard that as well, but it's actually not true. A doctor told my brother it isn't true, and all over the internet it says it isn't true. For example...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...grab things with my toes.......

Aye, but can ye open doorz with yer toez like ah can? An' then cloze them?

[Redwall Musician]

I can flare my nostrils, talk really fast, and memorize poems.

[Osu]

...grab things with my toes.......

Aye, but can ye open doorz with yer toez like ah can? An' then cloze them?
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Yes! XD

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...grab things with my toes.......

Aye, but can ye open doorz with yer toez like ah can? An' then cloze them?
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Yes! XD

Well, ha' far can ye thra' thin'z with yer feet?

[White One6193]

I can speak latin and write in Old Norse...  I have the swordplay skills to serve as a Roman legionnaire, and I can make shrimp n' hotroot soup.

[Lily]

I can sing songs from the musical Wicked in two languages.

[Matthias720]

I can wiggle my ears, roll my tongue, and I can bend my thumbs behind the back of my hands.