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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

August 26, 2011, 02:09:01 AM
Make up new definitionz fer wordz!

Chicken: A muzical inztrument
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Tiria Wildlough

#1
August 26, 2011, 04:49:36 AM
Calendar is...a water filter! :P
My tumblr! not-the-skycat.tumblr.com
I'm not a hipster.

DanielofRedwall

#2
August 26, 2011, 02:41:15 PM
Orange is having too much time in your hands.
Received mostly negative reviews.

Icefire

#3
August 28, 2011, 12:33:35 AM
A shipyard is a thick vegetable soup.
Living in peace, aye many a season,
Calm in life and sound in reason,,
'Til evil arrives, a wicked horde,
Driving a warrior to pick up his sword,
The challenger rings then, straight and fair,
Justice is with us, beware. Beware!

Ungatt Trunn

#4
June 12, 2012, 09:34:54 PM
Definition of Bloodrath:
Bloodrath is what you get when you are building a castle out of cards and your about to put on the last card when your cat runes through it destroying it completely. It takes you a few moments to figure what has just happend and then you shout:ELALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then you pick up your shoe and throw it at the cat. The cat dodges it and the shoe smashes a shelf, Your so made that you kick you TV screen and you break it which makes you even more mad
and then your eyes cloud over with red a you hear this noise:
(Silence for a few secands, and then:)

CRASH!!!BANG!!!BOOM!!!KAGBANG!!!ELALIAAAAAAAA!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!
BANG!!!GIVE 'EM BLOOD AN' VINAGER!!!ELALIAAAAAA!!!CRASHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG!!!BANG!!!BANG!!!BOOM!!!CRASH!!!KABANG!!!ELALIAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!CRASH!!!GIVE THEM MORE BLOOD AN' VINAGER!!!CRASHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Then you pass out.
When you wake up, you find out that everything in your home  has been destroyed. You find that all the windows are smashed, all other thing mad of glass are shattered, everything mad of wool or any other type of fabric are riped to shreads, and so one and so on.......


                                            And then silence

Life is too short to rush through it.

Redwallfan7

#5
June 12, 2012, 09:43:24 PM
smear: a combination of a spear and a smock
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Redwaller

#6
June 12, 2012, 10:08:29 PM
Tree: A very long fall

rakkety tam

#7
June 12, 2012, 10:59:06 PM
Shakalakadingdong=hey honey i'm off to work
rock'n'roll  will survive


25% nerd 25% redneck 25% rocker 25% Redwaller  100% me


If war must come, let it come during my generation, so that my children will know peace

Redwaller

#8
June 13, 2012, 12:11:17 AM
bell: a rushing stream.

Tiria Wildlough

#9
June 13, 2012, 02:15:46 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on June 12, 2012, 09:34:54 PM
Definition of Bloodrath:
Bloodrath is what you get when you are building a castle out of cards and your about to put on the last card when your cat runes through it destroying it completely. It takes you a few moments to figure what has just happend and then you shout:ELALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then you pick up your shoe and throw it at the cat. The cat dodges it and the shoe smashes a shelf, Your so made that you kick you TV screen and you break it which makes you even more mad
and then your eyes cloud over with red a you hear this noise:
(Silence for a few secands, and then:)

CRASH!!!BANG!!!BOOM!!!KAGBANG!!!ELALIAAAAAAAA!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!
BANG!!!GIVE 'EM BLOOD AN' VINAGER!!!ELALIAAAAAA!!!CRASHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG!!!BANG!!!BANG!!!BOOM!!!CRASH!!!KABANG!!!ELALIAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOM!!!CRASH!!!GIVE THEM MORE BLOOD AN' VINAGER!!!CRASHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Then you pass out.
When you wake up, you find out that everything in your home  has been destroyed. You find that all the windows are smashed, all other thing mad of glass are shattered, everything mad of wool or any other type of fabric are riped to shreads, and so one and so on.......


                                            And then silence

And then you go to jail. ;D

Ferret: a piece of three-second-old paper. ;D
My tumblr! not-the-skycat.tumblr.com
I'm not a hipster.

Redwaller

#10
June 13, 2012, 02:31:21 AM
catsup: a cat's supper!

Redwallfan7

#11
June 13, 2012, 02:51:43 AM
Mayonaise: A club for the teenage Redwall animals
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

rakkety tam

#12
June 13, 2012, 05:38:00 AM
try=a candy bar made entirelyof moths
rock'n'roll  will survive


25% nerd 25% redneck 25% rocker 25% Redwaller  100% me


If war must come, let it come during my generation, so that my children will know peace

Redwallfan7

#13
June 13, 2012, 07:05:07 AM
sofa-A brand of soda from the Mossflower Woodlands
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Ungatt Trunn

#14
June 13, 2012, 09:46:02 PM
Shrimp: a sign of bad luck.

Life is too short to rush through it.
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