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Started by Blaggut, January 22, 2015, 08:02:39 AM

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Lady Ashenwyte

Uz molers hate gnomurrs, burr aye.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Izeroth

 *Bites garland off and continues netting gnomes*

Faiyloe

*Throws itching powder in Izzy's pants and starts cutting the nets*
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Hickory

Mah braw laddies, Ah'm thinkin' Mr. Blackguts here is wanting to have some peace 'n quiet in his humble gnome home.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Blaggut

The gnome yells "Enough!" then throws some blinding flash powder into the room, and activates a trap, netting everyone with rope to thick to cut.

"Mow grow about we all calm down and have some worm shishkabobs with legumes?"

*Cuts a legume*

And aye, we do need peace! *Huffs angrily, hat going slightly astray*
~Just a soft space boi~

Lady Ashenwyte

Uz molers will surpintly destruy you, gnomurr.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Faiyloe

*Slips out of net between the holes, and goes back to my drink as if nothing happened* 
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Blaggut

*Glares at the mole*

I know some friends who like collecting mole claws, and I don't mind some mole stew!
~Just a soft space boi~

Faiyloe

Oh give him a brake, he means no harm by it, *Eats the lemon clover*
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

SilentSam

Quote from: Blaggut on January 23, 2015, 08:37:21 PM
*places a jar of honey next to the fairy* Enjoy.

And, eh, sorry about that. I'll try and catch more squirrels rather then rabbits, but my rabbit fur boots are needing a repair.
... Weasels. You eat Weasels.
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!

I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Hickory

Ah'm thinkin' Ah'll like some roasted shrew, please.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Blaggut

*Politely passes the platter.*

Now youll behave.

*cuts open the net*
~Just a soft space boi~

Russa Nodrey

 *Walks in* .........What's going on here?
Freddy

Hickory

Ah'm thinkin' it's fair chaos, mah bonnie wee lassie.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Blaggut

We're having a meal, want anything.

*A loud, strange thudding is heard in the distance, getting closer.*

*Looks over at the sounds origin*

Who did this?!
~Just a soft space boi~