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Started by Matthias720, September 09, 2011, 05:52:28 PM

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Matthias720

If you don't like lame puns, you might want to leave now.

If you're still here, try and come up with as many puns as you can for the given subject.

Let's start with the topic of fruits and vegetables.

If you can't stand the lameness, leaf now before the puns squash you. :D

Nightfire

I hate math, but it is absolutely no problem for me!
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Icefire

Nightfire, you missed the topic! My mind is just not on vegetable puns right now...But I will be back!
Living in peace, aye many a season,
Calm in life and sound in reason,,
'Til evil arrives, a wicked horde,
Driving a warrior to pick up his sword,
The challenger rings then, straight and fair,
Justice is with us, beware. Beware!

Nightfire

I hate veggies...so my topic is going to be Math. It'll be a simple problem for you so solve.
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Tiria Wildlough

Oh man...I know a few multilingual puns, but that wouldn't work here, so...
The boxer is pumpkin.
(Punching...pumpkin. Geddit?) :D
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#5
Nightfire, ye cannae juzt change the topic juzt becauze ye dinnae like it.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Matthias720

Nightfire, if you don't like the current topic, you don't have to participate. But please don't ruin it for anyone else by playing by your own rules.

Now, lettuce move onto more a-peal-ing things.

Nightfire

I never did like the Abbey bells. They always tolled me what to do!!
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Here Nightfire, I found yer earz, I think ye lost them in the corn patch zomewhere.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Icefire

Quote from: Nightfire on September 11, 2011, 07:20:33 PM
I never did like the Abbey bells. They always tolled me what to do!!
NIGHTFIRE!!! Would you please read the previous posts and abide by the rules.

Still nothing... :P
Living in peace, aye many a season,
Calm in life and sound in reason,,
'Til evil arrives, a wicked horde,
Driving a warrior to pick up his sword,
The challenger rings then, straight and fair,
Justice is with us, beware. Beware!

Tiria Wildlough

Yeah, you can't have things your own way just because your favourite RP character takes the Bloodwrath (far to often and in short notice if you ask me).
Signing out, old bean, wot wot! XD
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Redwall Musician

Sounds like a real pickle.
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Nightfire

Hey, he said peal Bells peal, vegetables peel. See the difference? That's why I started talking about bells.
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Matthias720

#13
>< I can't believe I made a typo like that. :P

I must be plum loco to make a mistake that big. Pear with me while I come up with a better pun.

PS: We'll stick to fruit and vegetable puns until otherwise stated.

Nightfire

Wren eggs-actly did you decide we should have a topic? No offense, but my opinion is that it should be freeplay.
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