Capture the Hill

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Looks at drunk Gandalf*
I guess a wizard is never early or late, but IS drunk. Anyway, anyone need some pipeweed? I can help with post dramatic Capture the Hill syndrome.

[Wylder Treejumper]

I climb to my feet, dust off my surcoat, and draw my sword. "Battleaxe-wielding fool! You shall never stand against the might of the Sword and Crown!" I run up the hill, strike the laser gun out of his hand, slice the helve of the battle axe in half, and throw rrrrr off the hill. I then return the fallen colors to their rightful position.

[Izeroth]

 I've tried the whole "honor" thing. It doesn't really work.

*Shoots Wylder and pushes him off the hill*

[rrrrr]

*Uses a long tree and throws it at Izeroth, and he falls off*

*Plants my flag*

[Hickory]

*emerges from pile of corpses* I'm alive!

*uses rad Legolas skills to kill everybody*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Enters topic dressed in jeans, blue shirt, and leather jacket* *Slaps Sagetip* *Kicks flag off of hill and plants a tree there* Lolz yea

[LT Sandpaw]

*Goes to kill Ash by gagging him hanging him then cutting off his head then burning him to ash then taking the ashes and putting them in a sealed bag then placing the bag in a locked sealed metal briefcase then placing that in a Hulk prison then sinking it into the middle of the ocean*

*Then captures the hill* No stereotypical textspeaking fangirls here!

[rrrrr]

*Plants my flag*

[Izeroth]

 *Unplants the flag*

*Plants new flag*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Forcefully removes the flag*

*Very forcefully plants my flag*

[Wylder Treejumper]

*Flags grow into a banner tree*

Well, if you insist on planting them...

[Hickory]

*uses chainsaw to chop down tree*

[Blaggut]

*Goes to kill Ash by gagging him hanging him then cutting off his head then burning him to ash then taking the ashes and putting them in a sealed bag then placing the bag in a locked sealed metal briefcase then placing that in a Hulk prison then sinking it into the middle of the ocean*

*Then captures the hill* No stereotypical textspeaking fangirls here!

ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Heh.

Bunnies fire a devastating musket volley, wiping out everyone on the hill, and they plant their flag there. However, they are revived by the hill's magic and stuff.

[rrrrr]

I plant my flag which spawns a new one every 0.1 seconds. There are thousands and thousands of my flags on the hill by the time the next person posts.

[Izeroth]

 *Flags tumble off the hill in a massive avalanche, falling into the bottomless ravine nearby*