The Fall of the Cellars!

[Izeroth]

Sounds like you need a new line of work.

*Awesomely fires a rocket at Izeroth in glorious slow motion*

*Casually pushes the slow-motion rocket aside*

[Wylder Treejumper]

*rocket awesomely explodes in a blaze of glory*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*grabs a cupcake and eats it while watching explosion, eyes watering* Wot, look. Isn't it beautiful? Oh what a wonderful day, what a wonderful day!

[Izeroth]

 *The transport ascends into the air*

All Cellar Defense Personnel, abandon your posts at once!

[Eulaliaaa!]

*shoots down the transport* where do you think you're going?

[Izeroth]

*shoots down the transport* where do you think you're going?

You should've known that I always prepare for situations like these.

*Another transport arrives*

*The missiles crash into the ground, creating a massive fireball and pulverizing most of the monsters*

[Søren]

I've no idea what's going on anymore, someone brief me while I order a nuclear missle strike on Eul's forces.

[Izeroth]

I've no idea what's going on anymore, someone brief me while I order a nuclear missle strike on Eul's forces.

A nuclear strike won't be necessary; the missile strike already vaporized the bulk of the enemy forces. Even as we speak, my troops are extinguishing the last pockets of resistance.

[Wylder Treejumper]

*grabs a cupcake and eats it while watching explosion, eyes watering* Wot, look. Isn't it beautiful? Oh what a wonderful day, what a wonderful day!

*singing*

Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day...

[The Skarzs]

I'm gone for one day. ONE DAY and you guys have created a topic that has six pages and nearly 300 views! Kinda like it's the Bronzed Age of the Cellars.

At least I'm getting paid for this.



(Not sure if I'll ever read through this whole topic. . .)

[Eulaliaaa!]

I'm gone for one day. ONE DAY and you guys have created a topic that has six pages and nearly 300 views! Kinda like it's the Bronzed Age of the Cellars.

At least I'm getting paid for this.



(Not sure if I'll ever read through this whole topic. . .)

This is what happens when you leave us alone in the Cellars, Skarzs. You should know better by now 

[The Skarzs]

. . . I guess I should expect nothing less. I'll have to babysit you guys from now on.

(Also, I was working with my dad because he "asked" if I could work today as well. . . Please give me new feet; these ones are worn out.)

[Wylder Treejumper]

You need a new sole?

[The Skarzs]

They smell like rotten apples and my brother is in the shower. ;-;

[Wylder Treejumper]

 

What work were you doing?