Grammar Patrol

[Skyblade]

I like "oblivion" too, enough to name a character that

[LT Sandpaw]

H'i like that'un which be, Proclamation, it sound coooooool!

[Cornflower MM]

Um. Thanks for the input, Sandy.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I like the word incinerate. *Incinerates Sandy*

[James Gryphon]

u meen like insinerashun?

ya tat r gud i perfer enflamation dough it r a gud word it r talkin bout teh setting of teh fire

[Cornflower MM]

*Coughs* *Inflammation. Ginger is very good for that. So is turmeric, I think.

[James Gryphon]

ya enflammotion tats wat i said

[Cornflower MM]

Congratulations. You managed to misspell the same word twice while using different spellings. *Hands James a dictionary* Here's your prize!

[James Gryphon]

loll wat be addictionary? r it lik liken sumthin 2 much?

[LT Sandpaw]

Oh naw pal, it be wen ya can t!! find a station so ya wacth somting bleh jus ta wacth somting,,,

[Cornflower MM]

loll wat be addictionary? r it lik liken sumthin 2 much?

Okay, I have no idea what that second sentence is. But a dictionary is a book, as you can see, and it shows you how to spell words. Cool, right?

[LT Sandpaw]

How me look up write word if me don'know how spell it 1st place??

[Cornflower MM]

Good point. Do you at least know what the first letter is?

[LT Sandpaw]

No...

[Cornflower MM]

Well. I don't know what to tell you, then.