Overlord's Orders XVI

[Skyblade]

OOC: This is actually shorter than usual; hope you're proud o' me.

"Clearly, there have been some misinterpretations.

I was the only one to come to this mission actually prepared. For one, I did thorough research on bunny rabbits so we could better handle them.

Bunny Rabbit Fact #1 - Bunny rabbits are in reality lethal killers, and there are steps one must take to protect oneself from their surprise attacks.
Bunny Rabbit Fact # 2 - Bunny rabbits, if provoked, can break open cages.
Bunny Rabbit Fact #3 - However, this can be avoided by soothing them. One great way to do so is by talking like a 6-year-old.
Bunny Rabbit Fact #4 - Another way is by forming a bond with them. Example: By naming them.

I did go into hysterics and set the bunny rabbits free, but it's actually not because of Del and Izeroth's joking (Which I might add wasn't appropriate for this situation). That was pure coincidence. I set the bunny rabbits free because I noticed that they were dying. Somehow, there was poison gas in all of their cages! (I had nothing to do with this. I might add, however, that the only people to touch the cages were the servants, so it had to be one of us).

Thankfully, I was prepared and had brought a giant backup cage sprayed with "Fried Bacon" air freshener.

Bunny Rabbit Fact #5 - Bunny rabbits are attracted by the scent of fried bacon.

So, why didn't the bunny rabbits run to my prepared cage? Only one reason. Del and Izeroth dressed up as My Little Ponies and stood in front of the cage even though I told everyone the following fact:

Bunny Rabbit Fact # 6 - Bunny rabbits are deathly scared of My Little Ponies.

So, they ran into the sea. I tried to save their lives again, but Russa and rrrrr were having a water gun fight instead of helping for some reason, and they kept spraying me in the face.

So, Overlady, I was simply trying to save their lives. And I would have if it weren't for the things other servants did."

[Søren]

OOC: It had to be this week, when I'm not going to be on so much. I guess that starts tomorrow anyway.

BIC:
Madam, me and Jukka were only casting bets because Amber had taken control of the mission and assigned everyone "tasks" to make sure the whole ordeal went "smoothly". She wanted me and Jukka to bet on the "rabbit race" and everyone else to do what's already been spoken. She said she'd get every last rabbit, she gave her word. We later found out the following:
Apparently, Amber's trying to get a A in the "Director of performing arts" class. She had to position us and call herself "the director", promising that she would recover all the rabbits. We had no reason to not trust her.
She betrayed us for an assignment grade.

[Hickory]

OOC:

Bunny Rabbit Fact #1 - Bunny rabbits are in reality lethal killers, and there are steps one must take to protect oneself from their surprise attacks.

There it is! The monster!
Where?
There!
The rabbit?
It IS the rabbit!

BIC: What nobody has said yet is that Del was discreetly plannng to sneak away from the team and head further inland. I believe he told his plan to Soren, and II couldn't help oveerhearing, "yes, yes, once I get the Holy Grenade of Antioc I will wipe out the rabbits and the servants to boot!" he said. "Well, except you." He rambled on and I think I heard "Eliminate the Majesty".... then Sky called me over to help release the rabbits from the poison cages. I pointed out that the cages weren't airtight and that the gas would leak right out, but she paid no attention. I, sensibly, tried to run away, but then the Walmarta Guard attacked us. I tried climbing on the jet skis to head them off and buy the rest some time to escape, but the peanut butter was really thin and creamy and I slid off. Whoever had put the peanut butter on had chosen the worst kind. I fell into the water.

James had misheard me. I had, on a whim, shouted to Del and Soren, "I'll tell the Overlady on you," nstead of to the coast guard, because they were the real threat. A problem like a small-island coast guard is easily handled by ex-navy SEAL officers like me. I swam to shore and grabbed my M9 and started a non-lethal attack on the Guard, since you'd probably want them for questioning and a mind-wipe of the incident, and the bullets expertly sunk their boat. I called to Jukka for help, but she mistakenly (or not) though I was under attack from the guards, and shot them all. She then left to join the betting on the drowning rabbits, without heping me up.

[Søren]

I was told by Amber that my exchange between me and Del was supposed to be a reenactment, for her performing arts class. Maybe Del was for real, but I was under the impression this was a play.

[Skyblade]

"Overlady, I try to be as prepared as possible. Sage said that the poison gas would leak out if we opened the cage. That's why I had special containers to capture the poison gas as it escaped. I even pointed this out to Sage; it was perfectly safe."

[Izeroth]

 "When I asked if Skyblade knew what was going to happen, I was simply going to mention that we had to give the rabbits away. I probably could have just explained everything from there, but then Delthion ordered me to dress up in a My Little Pony suit. I obviously told him no, to which he replied he would post an... er... embarrassing video of me on MeTube. I had no choice but to comply with Delthion's order."

"Anyway, after we fled the scene, Norham started coating everybody's jet skis with peanut butter. I tried to stop him, telling him, 'Norham, the skis are already coated with fireproof material! Didn't you read the manual?' But Norham would not be dissuaded. He muttered something about 'peanut butter and jelly sandwiches' and continued with his pointless work."

[Delthion]

Most gracious and empirical Overlady! I would like to point out that you had chosen me for this mission to take the Holy Grenade of Antioch, and to kill the dictator of Antioch who was known only by the code name of "Majesty". I was worried about a mole in our midst. I was nearly narrowing it down when Izeroth threatened to shoot and kill me with a 9mm pistol. So therefore I went along with what he said. I had thought that Bunnies hated MLP. But I thought that they would kill Izeroth who I believed to be the mole, thus giving my life in your noble cause. It was only in your service that I threatened Izeroth.

[Izeroth]

"I 'threatened' Delthion with a plastic toy pistol. He responded by smacking me in the face with "Durendal" (a plastic sword he's always carrying around). I tried to explain to him that I was just joking, but I don't think he ever listens to me."

[Russa Nodrey]

Ignore this.....

[Russa Nodrey]

As James previously stated, I did record the bunnies drowning, but only to prove that everyone was disobeying your orders and that only I was obeying them. I would also like to inform you that I was not the one who posted the video on MeTube. I actually suspect James of doing this. During the trip he was reading a book called How To Be Evil and Ruin Everyone's Life. He's obviously against us all.

As for me having a water gun fight with rrrr...it's not what you think. rrrr gave me a brightly colored water gun and told me the bunnies love brightly colored objects. I started waving my water gun in the air, trying to get the bunnies to come back to shore. Unfortunately rrrr had filled his water gun with pepper spray and immediately started spraying me. I had no choice but to shoot back. I was only defending myself.

[Delthion]

Most wise and experienced of all the Overlords and Ladies. Izeroth had said that he had loaded his water pistol with acid and threatened to destroy you! Izeroth's exact words were; "First I will get rid of you. Then I shall end Overlady Mhera's rule."

[Izeroth]

 "My pistol was loaded with boric acid, which is harmless.  When I talked about overthrowing you, I was quoting a short story that Delthion himself had written. I was making fun of the story's ridiculous and foolish concept; never did I actually intended to overthrow you."

[rrrrr]

"I was quite surprised when pepper and not water came out of my water gun. I had filled my water gun with lemonade, so someone must have switched mine and their water guns. I suspect that person to be Norham, who was the only one with sandwich ingredients.

[Delthion]

Most gracious Overlady of great and wise motives! I did not write a short story of that type, I had merely handed to him. It was unsigned but I had gotten it from the shore. I found it in a bottle in the water, safe from harm.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Oh gloriously elegant and most prestigious Overlady... I used peanut butter as was recommended by chief of the Walmarta tribe. I meant it as a symbol of peace and good will! (And fire retardant) But having such comrades as I did, we were promptly fired upon shortly after the expiration of our cargo, no thanks to my comrades yet again!