Million Dollars, but. . .

[James Gryphon]

For a million dollars? Absolutely.

...if you would be embarrassed in front of a national audience (think like the Super Bowl), in an event that would be remembered and talked about for many years to come, and merit its own Wikipedia entry.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Why not? I am not normally peeved by that kind of stuff

If you were forced to live in the wilderness with nothing but your clothes and an axe for 10 years

[James Gryphon]

Not a chance.

...if your skin color turned emoticon yellow? This would be a genetic trait that any natural children you might have could inherit.

[CaptainRocktree]

Hm, If it was for 1 Billion probably, But I dont know about a million...

[James Gryphon]

...if your voice was Chipmunkized, for the rest of your life?

[Ashleg]

Isn't it already?

If you had to go into a room with three thousand scorpions for ten minutes.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Not worth it.

If you had to eat a cooked plate of insects of your choice before every meal.

[James Gryphon]

How large a plate? I don't want to spoil my appetite by eating too much.

Sure!

...if, for shoes, you could only wear boots, for the rest of your life?

[Ashleg]

Ffft, yeah, why not?

If you had to wrestle a chicken?

[Hickory]

Yes! (Don't tell corn)

If you had to work as the President of the US for a week?

[James Gryphon]

Absolutely.

...if you could never eat solid food again?

[Lord Daskar]

You mean I would have to eat stuff like soup and oatmeal? If so, no. That stuff is horrible.

If you had to die young?

[Delthion]

It depends, how young and what would I be able to accomplish within the time period?

If you had to undergo your worst nonfatal fear once a day for 10 minutes, until a week was passed before claiming it.

[James Gryphon]

Nah.

...if, whatever you did for the next year (whether a big decision, or something small, like what type of oatmeal to eat or what color shirt to wear) you would always seriously doubt whether it was the right decision?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

That's me on a daily basis, but still no. That's just too much.

You had to give up drinking water and only drink soda.