The Story

[psybox]

in a mousetrap. 

[MatthiasMan]

he escaped only to find marshank. Badrang made him his personal slave

[Søren]

And then he tried to escape.

[MatthiasMan]

but he hit another mouse trap he couldn't escape from.

[psybox]

and turned into a potato

[Søren]

And then he thinks "Why did I just turn into a potato?"

[Redwallfan7]

he grabbed a piece of paper that read...

[psybox]

if i thought i could trap you this easily i would have just dangled a turkey leg from the ceiling

[MatthiasMan]

Over the mountain,
through the hills
you must go, to pay the bills.

Through marshank
find your way.
go to redwall,
there to stay.

Friar will heal you,
from potato disease
he'll turn you into a mouse
so you can eat cheese.

[psybox]

then GLaDOS attacked him

[Redwallfan7]

then a pack of vermin foxes....

[MatthiasMan]

but he grew feet. ran south to redwall and asked friar to help him...

[psybox]

but the friar was actually GLaDOS.

[MatthiasMan]

So the potato ran to father abbot singing

Abbot,Abbot,Abbot,
Come with me.
I want to be sure that you see GLaDOS as I see.

[psybox]

but the abbot was stuck in aperture science and could't hear him