The Loony Shack

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*howl, then door creaks*
Greetings, everyone. Welcome to my old mansion called The Loony Shack, where craziness and horror abound. I am the headmistress and guardian here, and anyone who approaches me will either be saved or scarred for life. So come in, if you dare!
*evil laugh*

[Blaggut]

*walks away*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*grabs Bonaparte*
Bwahahahahahaha! You will not essssscaaaaape!!! WOOOHOOOOHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Come inside, my pet! Enjoy the vintage luxury, I've got some 19th century gadgets here!!
*locks doors*

[Ashleg]

*bangs on the door*
I brought you guys your pizza!! Open up! >:0

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*unlocks door*
Very well! Come in, we have surprises here! *smirks*

[The Skarzs]

May we of the Dungeon combine with you? I require. . . test subjects.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*giggles* Of course, old mate! All are welcome here! And I'll bring you to the library upstairs, where you can study.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Walks in* ...This isn't the Tupperware party. It must be the house next door. *Goes to the house next door*

[Tam and Martin]

*bangs on the door*
I brought you guys your pizza!! Open up! >:0

*Mugs the pizza guy and steals the pizzas in his car*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*in a ghostly voice* Ruuuuuussssaaaaa!!! RUUUUUSSSAAAA!!!

*back to normal voice* Hey Tam! Where's my pizza?

[Russa Nodrey]

*in a ghostly voice* Ruuuuuussssaaaaa!!! RUUUUUSSSAAAA!!!

Y-Yes?

[Blaggut]

*loving strokes 19th century artifacts* *heavy breathing*

*grabs rack of musketry and splits out the window*

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*to Russa in a ghostly voice* Come inside this mansion. I'm sure you'll enjoy my hospitality here!
*camouflages in front of a large painting as the Fat Lady*

[Ashleg]

*bangs on the door*
I brought you guys your pizza!! Open up! >:0

*Mugs the pizza guy and steals the pizzas in his car*

Nooooooooo!

[Dotti Dillworthy]

*pops out of camouflage and chases after Tam for Ashleg's pizzas*
*in a ghostly voice* YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS NONSENSE!!!