The Insane Asylum

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Uses Anti-PPing amulet to banish baby turtle*

That's better.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Steeples fingers*

It seems the troll known as Skarzs plans to take over my throne. Time to do something about it.

[Faiyloe]

Asylums don't have thrones. They have cool spinny desk chairs and old wood desks and lots of files cabinets. If you are looking for a psychologist I am open for higher. (I am a psychology major)  I would love to put together psychological evaluations of the inmates. Russa's case is particularly fascinating.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

It's a spinny desk throne.

You're hired. Don't kill any of the inmates yet.

[The Skarzs]

It seems the troll known as Skarzs plans to take over my throne.

I don't want your toilet, thank you very much.

[Faiyloe]

  I don't kill my subjects. The practice of psychology involves the study of thought processes and behavior. Neither of those are possible when you are dead.

[Delthion]

* Delthion eats Faiy, apparently Faeries don't taste very good, so I spit her back out.

[Russa Nodrey]

Asylums don't have thrones. They have cool spinny desk chairs and old wood desks and lots of files cabinets. If you are looking for a psychologist I am open for higher. (I am a psychology major)  I would love to put together psychological evaluations of the inmates. Russa's case is particularly fascinating.

*Pauses from beating a lampshade with a sledgehammer* Really?

[Delthion]

*Eats Russa.*

[Russa Nodrey]

That poor little hologram.

[Delthion]

*Eats every hologram of Russa and Freddy the Froad in the Insane Asylum, then eats the real Freddy the Froad that is in the Insane asylum.*

[Russa Nodrey]

Ah, but Freddy isn't in the Insane Asylum. He's visiting relatives.

[Delthion]

Ah...*Tracks down the real Freddy the Froad, and eats him.* There we go! Wouldn't want him to feel left out now would we?

[The Skarzs]

I read about a case where a woman didn't get the attention she wanted from her husband and went insane because of it, and ended up believing the married some foreign lord in Britain and had a new baby every day, saying to the doctor "I had another baby last night".

[Russa Nodrey]

Wut.